[wiselwisel]

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[jellybubble-deactivated20170715]

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

People who drink tequila are automatically twice as fun

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[flowerr--child]

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

[satanshoe]

mood

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[writing-prompt-s]

Omg

[bob-belcher]

me entering a group chat

[theanimationcenter]

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

[leander-ligo]

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

[localstarboy]

Visual representation of over thinking

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

[peruviancokewhore-deactivated20]

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Cocaine

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[fullonliplock]

This really what serving is like

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Tag yourself I’m brown crunchies

[awwww-cute]