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What up I'm dani I'm 20 and I never fuckin learned how to read - PS go follow my gf at @maddiepryorlovebot

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[creating-a-mess]

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

[utopians]

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

[utopians]

rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas

[utopians]

the real american men and women of death note taken STRAIGHT from the manga

[elkaos]

Same energy

[obiwan]

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

[emil]

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

[emil]

they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost

the face of a man scandalized

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

the way "lockdown" means "keep going to work but no seeing your friends allowed" instead of "stop working here's some UBI and free food and rent is suspended indefinitely as we employ highly-paid workers with proper PPE and unlimited PTO to work on massive infrastructural improvements to indoor ventilation systems across the country. all vaccine patents have been nullified btw"

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[thehmn]

Danish/Swedish solidarity.

They took in some people from a clothing store next door too. The employees could have gone home but couldn’t bring themselves to kick the customers out into the snow because some of them had an impossible three hours drive home and would have gotten stuck on the road in their cars so the employees and their boss opted to stay.

The woman who reported on the incident trekked alone through piles of snow on foot. She couldn’t bring a cameraman so everything was filmed with a small handheld camera.

They ate food from the cafeteria (meatballs of course), watched a Christmas show and football before getting to pick any bed they wanted in the store. In the morning they were served cinnamon buns and coffee/tea.

Just a cute little story to brighten your day.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

babe wake up new fic prompt dropped

[owowles]

they're texting each other

[vergak]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

The group chat is popping

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

[aprillasaurus]

[instagramdotcom]

enamoured with this image

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

at least spock is gay

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

at least we have gay spock

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

it’s like the old saying goes: spock’s gay

[whoismitski-deactivated20190304]

[dimir-charmer]

the thing I love most about Kirk’s string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he’s like 

“!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How’s your career?? Successful?? I’m so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn’t changed but I’m still kinda in love with you and I’m happy you’re doing well!!! Goodbye forever again it’s a shame we never got married but I understand!!”

[cowboyjimkirk]

this post always makes me think of that one Daniel Mallory Ortberg quote:

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

[bubonickitten]

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds