meme dream team

Freckled American. 420 Praise It.

[witchblade]

humiliated in death

[ow-my-skin]

Tf you mean, humiliated? Iced out in death like a pharaoh

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[escuerzoresucitado]

[parlezvousladybug]

Comrade Cat!

[depsidase]

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[fuckedelf]

Dive in

[hormonebutch]

[woodrider]

[targetedknowledge]

[mollyjames]

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

[mollyjames]

[ieafy]

Shrimp escapade 🦐

[byjove]

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.

[transgenderer]

Spent about ten minutes yesterday searching through my backpack for the heavy object that was making it heavy but eventually I had to accept that a bag which only contains light objects can be heavy, throuvh the process of addition. It feels unjust to me. I have the same problem with purchases. It feels wrong to me that buying ten cheap things is expensive

[christianstepmoms]

Some of you might be aware of a new game I made all by myself called Hollow Knight: Silksong. It's a cute little passion project with a lots of silly moments. I hope you all enjoy playing it, and don't be afraid to give me some feedback.

[jame7t]

❗️TIP: Send this developer death threats if you don’t like their passion project!

[tomboyjessie13]

Please don't, criticism is one thing, but don't send death threats.

[christianstepmoms]

You need to send me death threats

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[witch-queen-of-lesbos]

French people talking to their cat:

Chat is this real

[witch-queen-of-lesbos]

Chat, chat are you seeing this

[witch-queen-of-lesbos]

Chat, clip that

[witch-queen-of-lesbos]

Chat get off of the damn dinner table

[ispyspookymansion]

i love when horror movies have an installment thats like “the final chapter” “the last cut” “franchisename: its ending” and then theres like 4 more movies