👑Trash Queen👑

26 Capricorn, America, Italian

[valtsv]

you know it's a good thing we have the words "pierce" and "piercing" otherwise we'd have to say shit like i got more holes today

[valtsv]

got penetrated at claire's

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

you good bud?

[valtsv]

they took me out back and shot me with the gun

[foodblueprint]

[luckybyrdrobyn-abandoned]

I fucking hate this guy

[thewelllitweenie]

It's the little things

[luckybyrdrobyn-abandoned]

No

[thewelllitweenie]

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

[pitbolshevik]

“sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad” is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[abortionado]

this might’ve been twitter but i’d like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, “you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them”

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you’re getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that’s not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please…..

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that’s your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It’s not some random stranger’s responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[taningia]

[normal-horoscopes]

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

[banicraft]

Fishy Fishy

[jewist]

i think all electronics should still have a place to hang some charms from. why did they ever stop implementing that

[animentality]

[swarnpert]

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[ultrafacts]

source {x}

[carnelianfoxx]

[memecucker]

[hungwy]

[thesituation]

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

[skysybil]

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

[thesituation]

let’s be business partners

[lesvegas]

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

[lesvegas]

I’m trying to be but getting testosterone without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

[lesvegas]

Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.

[ghost-cassette]

It's a bear market

[sawhxre]

If I was a demon, would you summon me?? Be honest 🥺👉👈

[silo1013]

[pissvortex]

[thedankmemes]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

[echojulietfoxtrot]

These guys are really on to something here.

[somecunttookmyurl]

@learnorlose

[toastbutteregg]

science side of tumblr, please help

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Love this one

[cyan-id-e]

Thank you science side of Tumblr