Human Disaster No.5 @bisexualeliotspencer - Tumblr Blog

the parker/eliot branch of the ot3 is the absolute funniest. parker&hardison have their own beautiful canonical romance. hardison&eliot flirt as much as they bicker & have some deliciously tense moments of Manly Emotional Intimacy and Bone-Deep Respect and Care for the other. but parker&eliot? spend most of the time either working in terrifying tandem or behaving like grumpy uncle/little brother until that occasional moment where eliot will see a younger version of himself in parker who hasn’t quite made all of the terrible he did and can be Saved but clearly possesses a familiar, viscous capability for darkness that cuts her from the same cloth as him and he will do everything in his power to stop it even if it tears him limb from literal limb. and then she hits him with a car.

#leverage #as she should #leverage ot3

sugar-petals

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

advanced-passenger-train

Does anybody know how to fix it

rosslynpaladin

Start disappointing people and not backing out of it when they are upset, reject feeling ashamed of everything including of yourself, start saying No to things you do not want to do not just things you're scared of, do more of those things you're scared of but wish you could do, make your own plans and execute them, decide to do or not do something without basing it on who will Dislike it.

Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.

getocakes

#me fr

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

citiesonjupiter

I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

so-many-ocs

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

uptownthots

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

uptownthots

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

sanrio-stud

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Voting ended onJul 30

#41K….#I don’t really have a defense except I’ve had the same Apple account since I was like 13 #and some of the oldest photos were uploads via my family before I got my own account #but yeah…#there’s a reason I can’t escape the Apple ecosystem and it’s not having enough time to sort that shit out

pansyfemme

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

topaztimes

Can we all agree that reviews are not an acceptable substitute for an actual blurb on books

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you