[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[sigynpenniman]

The last show of every leg is always so scary I think we are insufficiently worried about Spain

[thememedaddy]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[plasticobajo]

i hate coming on tumblr on mcr nights i dont need to know what happened i dont care that it happened to you it should have happened to me + i hope we all die

[decadent-trans-girl]

'why is so much politically-focused genre fiction centred on monarchies' many reasons, but one which I think deserves attention: monarchy is an obvious way of tying together the dysfunctions of the domestic to those of the state

[junkyarded]

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[junkyarded]

we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth

[yossyislandd]

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[plasticobajo]

whatever i dont care not even a little bit (lying)

[killjoysradio]

2005 / 2026

[plasticobajo]

i ha te e her i hate her i hate her i hate her its not even funny i hate her so much

[infectiouspiss]

they didn't teach her to read in the MOAT but she likes the pictures <3

[theaterard]

hi….

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

hello beautiful