watch me find out my bisexual boyfriend has never sucked a dick and find him a suitable person with a penis to test his skills out on

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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@platonicsnog
watch me find out my bisexual boyfriend has never sucked a dick and find him a suitable person with a penis to test his skills out on
Happy Birthday to the prettiest figure skating coach! [December 25th]
true love knows no fences
A person is, among all else, a material thing, easily torn and not easily mended.
Atonement dir. Joe Wright 2007
Atonement dir. Joe Wright
“One day, kind of as a joke, I said: ‘Remember that shot we did in Pride & Prejudice, the long Steadicam shot? Wouldn’t it be cool if we did that on the beach?’ Everyone laughed, but the joke then turned into something dauntingly real.” - Joe Wright
And, in fact, could never have happened. Because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray-Dunes on June 1st, 1940, the last day of the evacuation.
Atonement dir. Joe Wright
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
i shouldn’t have asked for this
je SUS!!!
I didn’t got anything
YES I GOT GOAT
You better give me a good one
you dont have to give me a good one
please
“quintessence addiction”
I don’t even care what I get just something in my ask box please
i’m somewhere between jingle bells and howdy y’all
what did I do to get 1D Imagines? I'm a nice person
unsatisfying 1d imagine
“i hate cold limp fries,” you say as you make a face at your fast food take out. “are you going to finish that, [y/n]?” niall asks. he doesnt wait for your answer and theyre gone before you can blink
Imagines are my calling
X-men: First Class + recent google searches
Peter: well suck my ass and call me Sally!
Erik: Peter, if someone sucks your ass they get to call you whatever they want.