girls

screw me and i'll screw you too

[platonicsnog]

watch me find out my bisexual boyfriend has never sucked a dick and find him a suitable person with a penis to test his skills out on

[owarus]

Happy Birthday to the prettiest figure skating coach! [December 25th]

[joeydeangelis]

[macherpuppy]

[failnation]

true love knows no fences

[mcavoy]

A person is, among all else, a material thing, easily torn and not easily mended.

 Atonement dir. Joe Wright 2007

[mcavoy]

Atonement dir. Joe Wright 

[mcavoy]

“One day, kind of as a joke, I said: ‘Remember that shot we did in Pride & Prejudice, the long Steadicam shot? Wouldn’t it be cool if we did that on the beach?’ Everyone laughed, but the joke then turned into something dauntingly real.” - Joe Wright 

[mcavoy]

And, in fact, could never have happened. Because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray-Dunes on June 1st, 1940, the last day of the evacuation.

Atonement dir. Joe Wright

[akigay-moved-blog]

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

[choose-yukki]

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

[rainbowjaeger]

i’m gonna

[captain-fucking-levi]

this is not okay

[dekuzuku]

UM

[jelly8ee]

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

[juliuscaesarofficial]

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

my body is ready

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

I got 100 potatoes

[nezushiuwu]

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

[musicals-and-memes]

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

[sandbitch]

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

[nonbinary-qifrey]

i shouldn’t have asked for this

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

je SUS!!!

[radaxian-yokai]

I didn’t got anything

[bubblvicous413-deactivated20161]

Oh.

[ddlg-is-wrong]

YES I GOT GOAT

[sjwbullcrap]

You better give me a good one

[writerwren]

you dont have to give me a good one

[officialzarkon]

please

[valakusjo-deactivated20180711]

“quintessence addiction”

[lancemcclaincocaine]

I don’t even care what I get just something in my ask box please

[thepartymv-deactivated20210410]

i’m somewhere between jingle bells and howdy y’all

[scoutoftherings]

what did I do to get 1D Imagines? I'm a nice person

[stormfather]

unsatisfying 1d imagine

“i hate cold limp fries,” you say as you make a face at your fast food take out. “are you going to finish that, [y/n]?” niall asks. he doesnt wait for your answer and theyre gone before you can blink

[directionerho-deactivated201806]

Imagines are my calling

[eriksliebling-deactivated202007]

X-men: First Class + recent google searches

[holyduude-deactivated20170725]

[platonicsnog]

Peter: well suck my ass and call me Sally!

Erik: Peter, if someone sucks your ass they get to call you whatever they want.