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bisexualcharacteroftheday

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

kj-likes-dogs

222manythoughts

Hey sex is great and all, but have you tried not throwing trash in the ocean?

#por que no los dos?#sex stuff

earthsigndyke-remade-deactivate

life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die

emmy4keri

Stephanie Beatriz for David Kind

swagintherain

setup and punchline

lord-kitschener

The artist is luo li rong

cecaeliawitch

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

radgoblin

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

theguilteaparty

“You leave my girlfriend and her four arms alone”

andhumanslovedstories

mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”

then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.”

#me

bevsi

I missed drawing this little marshmallow

Oh hey tumblr just a quick update on my life since I moved to Darwin in case anyone cares!

I finally ate a girl out, I have a fwb who lives a 1min drive away and I've slept with like five dudes. So I guess you could say it's been a great success.

#nsfw #sex stuff

carmillasleatherpants

thinking back on all the gay™ moments i had when i was younger but didn’t recognize as me being attracted to women because of compulsory heterosexuality

#i identify with this even more now #like the crushes i had on girls WERE crushes on girls????

geealiceart

lyraeon

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

patrickat

GM: “Roll 2d10.” Peter: “Red high. Twelve.” GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

lyraeon

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

thischarmingmothman

When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.

Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.

Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.

Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.

Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.

Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.

The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.

JESUS

Dying.

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.