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Me, separating sugar cubes into individual grains: so you have 6? Which do you use as like, your arms haha

The ant whom I’ve befriended over the course of 3 weeks by feeding it singular granules of sugar: some things can’t be translated into the image of man

Me, imagining which legs it uses to jack off: True. That was myopic of me

The ant, imagining how I can jack off with only 4 limbs: don’t even worry Bout it

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

treecitysessions

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

kendallroyjenner

rederiswrites

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

rederiswrites

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I'm...making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I think that's how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone's gotta make dinner.

lizardlicks

If you're wondering, there is plenty to be done about it, and plenty being done about it already, even if it's not happening instantly in a way you can perceive.

Yes. Let me break it down for you.

rederiswrites

Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what's being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!

legitimately

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

neon-slime

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

wild-moss-art

This is why I read the reddit comments

awsydawnarts

catmask

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

lokh1

the song is also on bandcamp for pwyw

the story behind the song is also very good

last year we needed new songs so in the style of the who's "a quick one" album where all the members wrote at least a couple songs each, we decided to challenge ourselves and each write a song to present to the band. alan wrote "how lucky am i?" emerson wrote "oxycontin" and matt wrote a yet-unreleased tune called "quarter two" our drummer casey, put it off til the last minute. on the day the song was due, with two hours left, he woke up in a panic, smoked a bowl, and presented us "Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog" by plunking each note out on a piano with his index finger. it turned into a full polka-rock-nu-metal-1960's-British-car-chase-Queen-esque-mini-opera.

jame7t

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

thechristmasof1997and2000

ant compliation

ant-heritage-posts

The holy grail

charnel-grounds

The Ghost and the Knight

French, 19th Century.

pollen

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth