Please Remain Calm

Simple, lovely nonsense. This is a quiet but fun collection of creative impulses. And fandoms. Yay fandoms.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[winemom-culture]

[morphdoll]

[helloitsbees]

[prevailing-gleam]

hooray

[catchymemes]

[funny-tik-toks]

[evilwizard]

oh my godddd can an age of shadow and ceaseless gnawing fall upon the land already

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the prophecy said it was your turn to invoke the next one, dude

[evilwizard]

Do I Have To Do Everything Around Here

[night-the-starfish]

MS paint fantasy, mixed media.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[flameburst97]

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[mlembug]

Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.

[mlembug]

#the person behind me in the theatre offered me a tiny paper markiplier #and a toothpick and some tape so that i could tape him to my glasses #so for the entire film i had an extremely blurry tiny paper markiplier in the corner of my vision #and it actually enhanced the experience i think #shoutout to the person behind me for printing too many markipliers and offering him to my friends and I #genuinely made my night it was so wonderful LOL #iron lung

upgrading the prev's tags into a post

[cityyliights]

live markiplier reaction

[silverbridge-harbor]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[kiwikiwikiwiii]

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fossils-dundundun]

prev ur so right. the One of Leeks

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

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