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Constantine • RP • I just really love my OCs • Theatre Nerd • Nice is cool

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[casafrass-deactivated20210110]

Reblogging again because it’s THAT IMPORTANT !!!

[iliketowritesometimess]

Pls spread this message!!!!

[kitty2i-blog]

[oneiros-who-slumbers]

It’s the worm aliens from Men In Black

[lady-feral]

FREE THEM

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[kikuriki]

@onyxior @blackkatmagick

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

top 5 candles i just found on this disney world themed candle website

5.

the castaway key one

castaway key is the private island Disney owns that you go on if you take the cruise. they don’t actually pump in scents on castaway key, it just smells like the ocean cuz it’s in the ocean. apparently this candle just smells like salt water and that’s compelling to me. The #1 thing i want my bedroom to smell like is low tide

4.

the Avatar (blue guys not airbender) one

ok so disney just opened Pandora and i havent been there because…lmfao…anyways the banshee flight ride is this supposedly amazing simulator of the Avatar universe and im just staring at this candle wondering what the Avatar universe could possibly smell like. weird fruits and dyed hair and musk and imperialism? the options mystify me…..

3.

churro

it’s just cinnamon it’s just a cinnamon scented candle and it’s 20 dollars

2.

the bromine one

ok so i saw this one and was puzzled cuz i’ve ridden Pirates of the Carribean maybe a million times and dont remember any imagineered scents….then i was like “oh wait, i guess it kind of smells like bromine cuz thats what they use to disinfect the waters, but there’s no way that’s what this candle smells like…”…guess what. it’s a bromine candle. that’s basically like if you had a candle that smelled like piss and chlorine because you long for your youth at the local YMCA. and i love it.

1.

rome burning

there’s two reasons why i love this and actually am going to buy it shortly. first of all “rome burning” is an iconic scene in one of my favorite epcot rides, Spaceship Earth, when you pass the ruins of a recently-destroyed Rome and it smells like the fires have just gone out and it’s just really cool. but the second and most important reason why this is amazing is that, like, 85% of people are going to look at this candle burning in my house, smell the telling notes of fresh embers and soot, and think i bought a candle solely to commemerate the firey death of a once great empire. which i did. fuck rome.

[pleasedontfindme2]

:,o

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

MUCH BETTER JEWISH DINOSAURS PREHISTORIC CREATURES BY @cry-olophosaurus!!!!!!!!! 

Brachiotsaurus and Torahsaurus 

Mosesaurus and Challahsaurus 

Jewlindadromeus and Mamenschisaurus 

Halachiraptor and Rabbirhynchus 

(Brachiosaurus, Torosaurus, Mosasaurus, Allosaurus, Kulindadromeus, Mamenchisaurus, Velociraptor, Rhamphorhynchs) 

YOU’RE WELCOME

@progressivejudaism

[princesstigerbelle]

Now here is some Hannukah cat appreciation!!

💙✨💙✨💙✨💙✨💙✨💙✨💙✨💙

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

[alyruko]

And then shawarma after?

[plainclothes2025]

i’m john

[starcitysirens]

[samandriel]

I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a snuggle and she fell asleep with her head laying on my chest and she made the softest snores and I love her

[samandriel]

Sadly Noodle’s prognosis is not looking good and she may not make it through this. My little bearded friend has showered me with love and affection since the day I got her. I chose Noodle because she was the chubbiest, happiest little chick in the bunch. I’m so happy I got to raise this smart little goof ball. She’s such a weirdo but she’s so full of love. Below is a picture of the day I brought her home and earlier today. 

Love you Chicken Noodle

[samandriel]

GOOD NEWS

THE VET WAS VERY WRONG

MY NOODLE BIRD IS DOING FINE

She’s feeling so much better and is just loving all the personalized attention

[samandriel]

Miss Noodle is going to remain a house chicken for a couple more days just until we’re absolutely sure she’s out of the woods and she’s honestly so thrilled about it because it means never ending snuggles

Here she is with her boyfriend Pharaoh who helped keep her calm when she was feeling really bad

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Her boyfriend doesn’t even look real. he has a doll face. he was perfectly sculpted by the chicken gods.

[dearheartemisia]

Don’t trust people who don’t like David Bowie.

[luckyfiftytwo-archive]

an endless list of my favorite tv shows  crazy ex girlfriend

it just, it just feels like everyone is in this cabal of normal people, and they’re all laughing at me like i’m the jester in my own truman show

[addicted-to-dc]

John Constantine X Reader- What A Reunion

I hope this is okay for my first John Constantine fic.  I’ve read a few of his comics, but not enough to be confident in understanding his character.  I hope you guys enjoy! 

Warning: Family Drama, swearing, mentions of alcohol

“Constantine, I swear to the deity of murder I will end your existence if you do anything stupid,” you threatened, pointing a finger at him.  “My family does not know about what you and I do, and they’re religious, so that’s not going to help.”

“Don’t worry, Love,” he said, putting a cigarette out with his shoe, “I’ll behave myself.  Why are we visiting your family anyway?”

“Apparently they wanted to talk, ignoring the fact that they disowned me a few years back,” you stated while rolling your eyes.  “I don’t know what’s changing their minds, but they made it pretty clear that they never wanted to see me again.”

“What did you do to earn that?” he asked with a smirk.  “Did they catch you snogging with someone, or was it drugs?”

Keep reading

[ratio-ratio]

Whether you watch the debate or not. THIS is the most important image of the night.

[pleasedontfindme2]

Sleep

Me: okay I think I am going to go to sleep

Brain: wanna check tumblr?

Me: sure, it might get me tired

*30 minutes of Tumblr*

Me: okay time to go to sleep

Brain: hey, remember *name song*? You haven't listened to that song in a long time, maybe you should listen it

Me: okay, in the morning-

Brain: you will forget it!

Me: I will write it down-

Brain: no, you will forget it!

Me: fine

*30 more minutes of remembering more songs*

Me: okay good I can go to sleep-

Brain: you are thirsty, how about getting some water?

Me: okay sure....

*gets water and drinks*

Me: okay! Now I can go to sleep-

Brain: gotta pee

Me: DAMMIT!

*goes to the bathroom*

Me: OKAY! NOW I AM GOING TO SLEEP

Brain: hey remember that thing that made you really sad and depressed? Let's think about that

Me: FOR FUCK SAKE!

[fuks]

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

Is this Louie CK

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

who is she

[thuggums]

She is the F U T R E