sweet mother I cannot work the loom!

"M" - 30s. Queer. They. (been here since 2012 so like...is what it is)

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[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[minyoonjin]

..🐨🤝🏻🐱💜

[yoongikook]

the world's prettiest samsung ambassador has returned

[spookygibberish]

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[mousegirlheart]

[garbagedisp0sal]

[searcherofamroth]

hey, don’t cry. Harry Peglar positively identified as the skeleton carrying the peglar papers, okay?

[trislosherfan25]

Yaaay fruit party!!!!

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[wintersnails]

the x files creating so many timeless romantic tropes such as ‘examining each other for parasitic ice worms’ and ‘fungus hallucinations’ and ‘shooting him’ and ‘ditching her to find ufos in Antarctica’ and ‘nearly driven to murder-suicide by Christmas ghosts’ etc. etc.

[semiotextiana]

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

[sioltach]

YOU DID NOT COME INTO THIS WORLD. YOU CAME OUT OF IT, LIKE A WAVE FROM THE OCEAN. YOU ARE NOT A STRANGER HERE

[wokefrogvirus]

let’s have a blast with mama

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated