You're the Plinth of my Life

39. She/her. This blog has been around since 2011 but this day it is mostly a phan and heated rivalry blog so I keep it off my main. Queer AF.

[diphowell]

getting more comfortable: october 18th 2025 (5 days after coming out) vs august 11th, 2026 (10 months after coming out)

bonus:

[catocalypso]

[dnp-as-animals]

I agree with this message

[ahappydnp]

right right

[orchisailsa]

HEY. OKAY. SO. I went off in the groupchat this morning a little and I think I want to say this in public to ALL of my fellow Fandom Elders. I have been a fangirl online for thirty years now, and YOU KNOW WHAT? I'm tired of my peers apologetically calling themselves ancient grandma fandom mummy hags!

It's not weird that we are here! There are SO MANY OF US! We're not outliers, we're not oddballs. We are occupying a space we CREATED and we are still fucking here, having fun with all our younger online friends, which is COOL AND GOOD and NOT EMBARRASSING ACTUALLY. It's fucking rad.

Look. We *built* online fandom, comrades! We built it with Angelfire and Geocities and the fucking telephone cables we unhooked from our phones to plug into our enormous, boxy desktop computers to suffer through glacial download speeds that today's children can't even fathom. I think we should all agree to stop apologizing for being here when this is our fucking house. An excellent sentiment (not mine):

To all of my beloved young friends - remember this when you get older. You don't need to grow out of fandom. Who the fuck cares if it's cringe? Childlike joy is something to CELEBRATE, NOT SOMETHING TO BURY AND HIDE!

Fandom costs no money! Fandom doesn't require gas mileage or plane tickets! Fandom promotes human connections! The world is cold and miserable and full of pain. Don't fucking give up simple things that fill your heart with joy just because you feel like you should now that you have arbitrarily grown 'too old' to enjoy them.

[acoustic-meow]

someone tell dan that my girlfriend (an ecologist) said that endangered animal pet play isn't problematic. it's conservation and raising awareness.

[reunitedinterlude]

dan's hands belonging on phil's back and waist <3 (sources under the cut)

sources:

boncas: link

dnptit: 1, 2, 3

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘Dan and Phil get real about WEDDINGS’

[spring-siblings]

"I wanted to share a bed with you." "Same. I'm sure we'll get to do it one day."

[bees-reads]

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

[dannymcdanface]

Get yourself a partner who feeds you grapes and lifts every single cup to your straw for you

[reunitedinterlude]

philly

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[pharomantic]

really really special that we’ve reached the timeline where dan can make all the stupid ‘stay away from my man’ jokes that he wants It’s always incredibly silly but you can see his soul brightening whenever he gets to call the girl in prague a homewrecker or say he’s going to ban sam the surfer from the patreon chat. You can just really see the joy in his eyes when he gets to make the possessive boyfriend jokes that he’s been holding back for 16 years but On his own terms<3

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[janployshompoos]

How is it? You’re cute. Very sexy. Our fans will be shocked. They will be shocked. They never expected to see this side of me. They never expected you to be this sexy.

MOONSHADOW | REACTION

[diphowell]

high fashion dystopian motorbike twink x the motorcycle daddy that owns him

[lavenderprose]

Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.