Paarthurnax

Just Paarthurnax. I'm not very creative, guys

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So I did it again. Drawing Garrett is probably one of my favourite things rn lol

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Things that happen, when you play thief and Dishonored simultaneously.

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Inktober is just around the corner and, in the spur of the moment, we decided to create our own Ineffable Inktober! Ren and I created a list of prompts for the 31 days of October dedicated to our favorite demon and angel bastards. 💖 Use the hashtag #IneffableInktober!

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Sketchbook:

Con Hon Entry:

Rough:

Some new Crowley sketches. I love to draw him a lot.

Reblog would be great. 💜

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“Mrs. Hudson next door has a detective!” - Mrs. Turner to John Watson, who’s house sitting while Daniel and Toby are off on their honeymoon.

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I bet the misunderstanding could go on forever… XD

John: Oh, I met Sherlock this morning.

Mrs. Turner: Oh dear, was he dreadful to you?

John: No, not at all. A bit standoffish at first but then he seemed to warm up to me.

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John: The flat’s lovely; I’m already dreading moving out. Met a neighbor already, haha. Someone named him Sherlock, if you can believe it.

Mike: Oh! Your friends live on Baker Street, then? Yeah, I know Sherlock. What did you think of him?

John: A little bit of an arsehole, but gorgeous enough to make up for it.

Mike: ((Damn Watson, came back from the desert thirsty, did we?))

[shiplocks-of-love]

John: When I give Sherlock food, he sniffs it and promptly ignores it.

Mrs Turner: Oh, he’s always been like that. Eats next to nothing. Don’t know how he survives.

John: Yeah, I thought he felt a bit thin, to be honest.

Mrs Turner: *eyes John suspiciously over her tea cup*

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John:  Sherlock is such a cuddlebug.  Whenever I sit down he’s right there rubbing on me.

Mrs. Turner: *drops her teacup*

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John: He makes such an unholy racket sometimes.

Mrs. Turner: Oh dear me yes. Mrs. Hudson’s always going on about the property damage, you know.

John: I think I found his off button last night though. Rubbed his ears a bit and he passed right out in my lap, practically drooling.

Mrs. Turner: *chokes on biscuit*

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LESTRADE: So, did you find Sherlock the other day?

JOHN: Oh yes, he was just rummaging through a skip.

LESTRADE: He often does that. I know he has good reason but it’s a bit unhygienic.

JOHN: I know but I didn’t feel like scolding him, he looked so happy chewing this fish bone…

LESTRADE: *chokes on his pastry*

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MYCROFT: Doctor Watson, I heard that Sherlock has some… behavioural problems these days.

JOHN: Well, it’s true that he tends to pee all over the flat.

MYCROFT: *spits out his tea*

JOHN: It’s not worrying, he’s just marking his territory! As long as he remembers to bury his poo…

MYCROFT: *has a minor heart attack*

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John: He’s started leaving me…gifts, I guess you could say.

Lestrade: Oh yeah?

John: Found a dead bird on my coffee table. Gave me a bit of a start.

Lestrade: Ha! He’s just warming you up, mate. Wait until he leaves a human hand in your teacup!

John: o_O|||

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Mrs. Turner: Well, it seems my John is getting along quite well with your Sherlock!

Mrs. Hudson: Oh that’s wonderful! With the way that poor lovesick boy goes on about his new neightbor, I was wondering when he’d make a move.

Mrs. Turner: Mmhmm. I was just nipping upstairs with a bit of tea but I turned right back around when I heard John giving your Sherlock the most adorable earful~ All “who’s my beautiful boy” and “aren’t you gorgeous”. Oh! It gave me the flutters, I tell you.

Mrs. Turner: holy shit

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A day later…

Ms Hudson: Oh hello Doctor Watson, I hear that you go along well with Sherlock!

John: yes, really nicely I think. Don’t know why everyone is so surprised! He’s a bit of a loner but he’s always happy when someone picked him up.

Ms Hudson: you… You sharing him?

John: Of course, I mustnt keep that goodness to myself!

Ms Hudson: I… I know that we’ve got a lot of different kind in the neighborhood… But… Okay.

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Y'all are giving me life~♡

Mrs. Turner: Oh John. I’ve left you a meat pie in the oven. Mrs. Hudson’s invited me out. A little girls night out, you know~ *titter*

John: Ta, Mrs. Turner. I won’t be home for dinner myself actually, but I’ll put it in the refrigerator for tomorrow.

Mrs. Turner: Oh, a date with Sherlock, perhaps? Ohoho~

John: How’d you know? *laugh* Yeah, I’m taking him over to Molly’s to meet Minnie. She’s calling it a Pussy Play Date, haha~

Mrs. Turner: (⊙ヮ⊙) …

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JOHN: Sherlock is so fastidious about his hygiene! When he’s not up to his neck in a skip, I mean. I love watching him when he takes care of his hair, it’s so relaxing.

MRS HUDSON: Yes, he’s always been scrupulous about his looks. It’s so cute that he lets you watch him!

JOHN: Well, he doesn’t mind my seeing him when he relieves himself, so…

MRS HUDSON: Oh. That’s… Oh.

JOHN: I think he overdoes it sometimes, though. I hate when he spits out hairballs.

MRS HUDSON: what

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MRS TURNER: So, how did this, er, Pussy Play Date go?

JOHN: We all had a great time! It was so lovely to see Sherlock and Minnie rolling on the rug and nibbling each other.

MRS TURNER: Holy cow.

JOHN: Anyway, I told Molly about Sherlock’s occasional weird behaviour.

MRS TURNER: Oh John, I’m so glad you mention that because Mrs Hudson and myself are a bit worried and—

JOHN: She thinks we should have him castrated.

MRS TURNER: oh MY goD WhaT KiND of doCToR Are yoU

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John accidentally murders Lestrade…

[shiplocks-of-love]

Lestrade: So, erm, did you end up buying a collar for… for Sherlock? *clears throat*

John: Yeah! But it didn’t quite go as I expected.

Lestrade: *cringe* Oh?

John: Right, so I put the collar on him, yeah? At first he looked like he was enjoying it but then he just flopped on his side and wouldn’t move.

Lestrade:… Christ, John, is he okay?

John: *laughs* Yes, yes, he was just being a drama queen. Took it off, gave him a little slap on the bum and there he went!

Lestrade: *gapes incredulously*

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Molly Hooper is where the intersecting social circles of Sherlock and John tighten dangerously. Like a noose.

Sherlock: So…does John ever mention, um…me?

Molly: Oh dear, I’m sorry, Sherlock, we usually just chat about work and our cats.

Sherlock: His…cat. *confused that she’s not confused* And what is his cat named?

Molly: Oh, I don’t know actually. John was poking fun at me for calling Minnie all sorts of cute names and baby talking her, you know, and started calling his cat things like “mad bastard”. It’s a little inside joke of ours now.

Sherlock: *bangs head against microscope*

Molly: Don’t be sad, Sherlock. We’re just friends. Tell you what; I’ll ask John next time I see him, if he’s seeing anyone or if he’s got a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Later…

Sherlock: *bursts into morgue* Well?!

Molly: *jumps and screams and upturns Mr. Grimsby onto the floor*

Even later…

Sherlock: Yes yes I’m very sorry and I’ll be more careful about startling you in the future now tell me what John said!

Molly: Oh Sherlock, I’m so sorry. John’s definitely bi, but he’s already set his heart on someone. Went on and on about how sweet and gorgeous he was; I didn’t really see a good opening to suggest he give you a chance.

Sherlock: …oh. All right. *smol sigh*

Molly: Some bloke named William he met recently.

Sherlock: WHAT

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SHERLOCK:  John. (He clears his throat.) John, I talked to Molly and… There’s something I should say. I’ve meant to say always and then never have. I might as well say it now. (He inhales deeply) Sherlock is actually a human’s name.

JOHN: Sorry?

SHERLOCK: John, I am Sherlock.

JOHN: You mean, metaphorically? Like, you’re a gorgeous creature who enjoys lounging on the sofa and would love being petted?

SHERLOCK: No, not metaphorically at all, don’t be ridiculous, I—

JOHN (softly): Because I’d pet you, you know. I mean, if you wanted me to.

SHERLOCK: …

JOHN (freaking out): Oh my God I’m so sorry it’s a misunderstanding can we just forget what I—

SHERLOCK: YES I TOTALLY MEAN METAPHORICALLY.

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Damn, Sherlock was so close. Will he ever manage to tell John the terrible truth? And will we ever know the cat’s real name? To be continued in our next issue! :D

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SHERLOCK YOU MESSED UP YOU REALLY REALLY MESSED UP 🚨🚨🚨

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I once asked my history teacher: “How can we know X actually said this, if it wasn’t recorded in audio, a letter, a diary entry, etc?”  What he responded with still intrigues and fascinates me.

“History isn’t about truth. History is about perspectives. And it’s our job to distinguish why those perspectives are still recounted to this present day.”

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I'm currently working on a good omens fanfiction, which kind of lead to this drawing. Because I was wondering about the "surplus" child during the baby swap. :o I mean, if he had seen it, Crowley wouldn't just leave it be, right? RIGHT???

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Why is the Sheen so hard to draw?!?!?!? 🙉

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I really wanted to do a feather grooming/preening artpiece. I love drawing wings, and these bad bois both have a pair of them! 😍 I have to work on their faces, though. They're not as accurate as I want them to be. Especially Aziraphale. But practice makes perfect! 💪

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@neil-gaiman I don't really know if you want to see all of the fanart stuff posted on Tumblr, it would probably be a lot of work, but it would be very much appreciated if you look at it. 🙌

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from The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier

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ejaculations of wonder

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he could elevate my….art

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canons are beautiful

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holmes to watson: your stories are over romanticized and lacking in scientific rigor

holmes to himself: i miss my watson :(

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My Watson. MY. Not my friend, partner, colleague, but my Watson. Take your heteronormative ideology and use it to buy a clue.

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There are actually lots of sentences like this in the original storys. Holmes uses very possessive words to describe HIS Watson. 😌 And so does Watson describe his companion with the "wiry Arms" and "firm lips" 👀

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I can’t think of a single thing to say