[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[flemmboyant]

this shouldn't be hidden in the comments:

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[c3rvida3]

Trauma-Informed Dirtbag Boyfriend: I'm punching myself in the head during this normal conversation as a form of stimming so I can self-soothe and emotionally regulate because getting called a bad person for cheating on you triggers my rejection-sensitive dysphoria.

[markovchaingang]

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

[treecitysessions]

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

[comixextra]

[my-darling-boy]

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

[swampdriinker]

[punkrock-bottom]

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

[punkrock-bottom]

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[achillesinhighheels]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[daggerfall]

Hey what

Thomas the Tank Engine returns to terrorize Morrowind as modder mocks Mattel crackdown - Dexerto

A Morrowind mod replaces cliff racers with Thomas the Tank Engine as creator Trainwiz jokingly mocks Mattel’s past crackdown attempts.

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[trainwiz]

This going viral has been an eye opener as to which online communities are just THAT stupid, because I've had to clarify that, no, there's not actually a fucking armored hot pink Mattel murder van outside of my house, no they did not send a small army of robotic barbies to do battle with my wife's equestria girl doll collection, and yes I am including health insurance CEOs in that main statement.

[sofuton]

[yansurnummu]

they should make games 8 gb again

[yansurnummu]

who the hell do u think u are