We are made of the stars

The darkness upon you will soon flee the coming dawn R | 27 |➶

[giftofgabber]

The sugarplum fairy fucked me dead

[brokenimageswherethesunbeats]

U ever try to take a picture of yourself and then just realize It's Over

[grindrbooks]

[vmpirehrt]

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[kilncreatures]

what the hell

[panicawa]

The Condesce and the Handmaid sketch.

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[miss-mania]

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[kikibabybunny]

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[64mpg]

i woke up evil but i will remember my sweetness as the day goes on

[boccher]

the purpose of my boobs is to be loved