holding on by a thread

exhausted and feeling dread

[byjove]

When I was 11, I got to see the Hope Diamond in person and my first thought was “youch, that’s tacky” and you know what? I just looked at it and it still is. They butchered that gorgeous diamond and that neckless is ugly as fuck.

[byjove]

everybody is saying it in the notes but I’d be cursed too if they trapped me in this ugly tacky setting. plastic pirate’s booty prop jewelry.

[pinnipetal]

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

[pinnipetal]

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

[dogpuppy]

[azure-again]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

[azure-again]

tips

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[bitchuser]

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[andyswarhol]

[memeuplift]

[spiced-wine-fic]

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions

[criminalizegolf]

but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

[unalivejournal]

Just casted a powerful curse on you.

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags