history of wonderboy and young nastyman.

zen ✨ | she/they | millennial, og tumblr hag.

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[tall]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[tall]

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[demoncity]

Clementine's apartment in Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio

[bucksgreyhairs]

show me yours 🥺

[gayeddies]

[warriorhoneybee]

[buddiesblr]

[snowflake194]

[redrosydiaz]

[plumbwilde]

[sandmandaddy69]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[taurzza]

yaayy kitty for my friend

[hinamie]

human-like

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[only-cat-memes]

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[towerofglass]

fuck it. we blog