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THEY'RE SO STUPID GOD I LOVE THEM
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Shoutout to TBSkyen for being based, as usual, about Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
Just a clip from his design review that I really loved since I’ve been thinking a lot about Hellaverse (Hazbin S2 eating me alive) lately, and the reasons I love it.
Hazbin and Helluva to me have somehow felt like the most human shows out there that I’ve experienced, and it’s because they’re unabashedly themselves. Everything is 100% genuine.
The idea of it being “fanfiction of itself” struck me, because while haters use that as a gotcha (though usually talking about how everyone’s too gay and how it makes the writing bad), this section really made me think about how Viv and the crew talk about their characters, and how I’m completely convinced they love them more than anything, they’re fans of them, everything they make is an excited tribute to them, out of love.
The writing of these characters is loud and unrelenting, but inexplicably we can feel that it’s deeply personal. The stories being told mean something to the writers, what’s being shown is something core to them, and if those emotions need to be expressed so badly that they burst off the page. What is more human than a story that needs to be told because it is so loved? That can’t be held back because it is felt so strongly?
And what a perfectly encapsulating statement.
“Fanfiction is one of the most human forms of art in the modern age, and human art is what the human soul is nourished on.”
And, of course, we love the love for fanfiction. There really is no greater form of creative love than a fanwork. To be able to capture any of that feeling within an original show is truly a wonder.
So, in the leadup to Hazbin Hotel Season 2, sending love to the Hellaverse!
Anyway, here’s the original video essay, it’s a great, art-history-informed, in-depth analysis that you wouldn’t guess from this clip is about Hazbin Hotel’s character design and its maximalism:
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Yknow what?
I am so SO happy that Blitz, of all characters is allowed to be soft and hurt and cry.
Specifically because his coping is anger. At first glance he's obnoxious, aggressive and witty. He turns into a shitty person when he's afraid, meant to hurt and push away. And it's such a typical "male" thing.
I've seen straight white men who love Blitz because of these traits, that are mostly shown at the beginning of the show. Some of these people get disappointed when he then shows vulnerability and care and that reaction honestly just makes me love it more.
It's not the Dean Winchester "single man tear" way of showing vulnerability either. It's the "ugly sobbing, hiding in a corner" kind of vulnerability.
It's not the rugged "I'm still an asshole but I care in my own way".. Well, it's that too.. But it's also "I love you so much, hugs and kisses" kinda care. He's so loving with Loona, he's so honest with Fizz, he's so soft with Stolas. And I'm so happy we get to see that.
Because he's aggressive, because he's angry. Because he's an asshole.
I know I'm a huge ass simp for Stolas. But Blitz is honestly such an amazing character and I'm so glad he exists.
No thoughts, head empty, it's pride month
Let's assume Satan's sexuality (for shits and/or giggles)
Gay (Emberlynn never had a chance)
Lesbian (I mean I believe you, but you may need to explain)
Bisexual (him and Charlie match!)
Pansexual (so far the Sins have been real 'All or Nothing', and he's 'All')
Asexual (so far the Sins have been real 'All or Nothing', and he's 'nothing')
Queer or Questioning (he might be still figuring himself out)
Straight (Legally Required Straight Sin)
Other (specify in tags/comments/reblogs)
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Luo Binghe]
"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."
"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).
Reasons lbh should be pregnant
I want him to
Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.
Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….
In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."
"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."
"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."
"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizun…..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 78
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Blitzø Buckzo (Helluva Boss)
Dr. Stephen Maturin (The Aubrey-Maturin Series)
PROPAGANDA:
[Blitz]
"Y'know how we can make this messier? Impregnate that imp. The stolitz drama would be so-o-o much worse if you threw in an unexpected hybrid pregnancy."
[Stephen]
"Making a doctor into a patient has to be something O'Brian had a thing for. Accidents and disease are happening to Stephen Maturin's body constantly, and that's not even counting the time he got tortured by the French.
I think Stephen's wife Diana should knock him up by accident after he assured her there was no risk of him getting pregnant. I think he should have an easy breezy time of it till month seven and then get a dozen unpleasant symptoms at once.
I also think the baby should start out looking more like his best friend than his wife, just to put more strain on their marriage and stress him out. That's fun for me. That's fun for me.
Did you know that his canonical weight is nine stone or one hundred twenty-six pounds? on a man five foot six that's very little. we could fix that with a baby. he would no longer need to worry about being wafted away by stiff breeze or being carried off by a medium-sized owl."
Did someone say get Blitzø pregnant?!
The drama mentioned in the original post would be tasty, but as someone with a 200k word explainer on why I think this man should be pregnant, let me actually argue the case real quick.
1) Blitzø is already a loving father, and family is clearly something that is important to him, even though he lacked it for a long time. I have no doubt that if he were to have another child (or two) he would absolutely love them to pieces. But...
2) It would not be a smooth journey. There is so much potential for exploration with Blitzø being pregnant. Everything from his job, his self doubt and insecurities, even the biological make up of the baby, would all be barriers. And that's not even touching on the current situation in canon!
3) Twins run in the family, like that is right there, ripe for the picking.
4) I really can not stress how much there would be to dive into. His love for his found family, the softness inside of him that he's finally starting to show, fighting with the fact that he has used his body for so long, for sex, as a weapon, and believeing that's all he's good for. There are so many emotional hurdles he would have to overcome. Never mind the physical!
5) I saw someone in the tags call him a thing, and they're so fucking right 😂 get that thing pregnant! (He's literally not human we can just get absolutely wild with his biology, his partner canonically has a cloaca, there are no rules)
Also, the argument for the opposition being so small he could be carried away by an owl, getting put up against Blitzø? Poetry.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 87
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
Fadel (The Heart Killers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Fizzarolli]
"Silly little gravid imp being taken care of by his big sin boyfriend 🥺🥺🥺"
[Fadel]
"it came to me in a dream and it's all I think when I see him now."
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Not an activity for the blog, but I wanna make my friends play Anime Family Feud with me in the future, so here is a quick survey of random anime-related questions I came up with in order to gather data for the game.
A few anime questions I thought up so I can make my friends play Family Feud with me in the future lmao. I will close the form after it reac
I'll close it after it reaches 100 responses. The form does not collect email addresses or require you to sign-in to Google. All responses are anonymous.
I'd be grateful if you reblog/share for a data pool wider than my followers! :)
Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"
Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
Prompt: Emberlynn takes up residence at the Hazbin Hotel with one sole objective: get into the King of Hell's pants. Cue cringey seduction shenanigans with a side show of Charlie's valiant efforts in steering this lil discord kitten toward the true path of redemption (and to stop trying to rizz up her dad).
say what you will about Hazbin Hotel... but Lucifer Morningstar? I need him pregnant.
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Meet my Strella fankid, Sylvia! She's full of fury and mommy issues.
Some lore notes:
- Stella and Striker had a sort of hate-fuck relationship while working together in this AU. Neither of them knew they were biologically compatible enough to create viable offspring (not just cuz of the species difference, but also due to Striker's own hybrid heritage making him potentially infertile. Looks like he wasn't).
- Stella eventually lays a fertile egg, much to her shock. She knows who the father must be, and is horrified at the prospect of having a bastard child with a 'lower species.'
- Though Stella resolves to destroy the egg before it can hatch, Striker learns of its existence. He empathizes with the hardships of being a hybrid demon, scorned and unwanted, and is outraged that a goetia would see their own child as disposable. Thus, he steals the egg to raise himself, effectively cutting off his relationship with Stella for good.
- Stella hates the idea of having some hybrid demon with her DNA running around out there, but hiring someone else to track down and kill it would make too much of a scene and potentially risk the information getting out and damaging her reputation further. So she allows Striker to take the egg and opts to ignore the whole situation, pretending it never happened to begin with.
- Striker doesn't know the first thing about parenting, but goddamnit he'll learn out of pure spite alone. He doesn't consider his daughter in the same category as 'bluebloods' despite her goetian mother, as she is a hybrid, which automatically places her down at his level on the Hell hierarchy. She also maintains more impish physical traits when she hatches. The only avian-like features Sylvia possesses are digitigrade legs with four clawed toes and a feathered tail (which really only results in a more dinosaur-like appearance).
- Striker raises Sylvia with the same rage he has grown up with, fostering in her an ingrained resentment for the 'higher classes' of Hell-- which cuts especially deep, knowing her own mother cared more about rank and reputation than her.
Husk's kids from his human life (OCs)
Top row we have his only biological kids-- two sons with his first wife (Julia) named Max and Viktor. After Husk and Julia split, he didn't really see them much anymore. The boys lived relatively good lives and died of natural causes in old age. Then they went to Heaven.
In the middle row is Husk's first step-daughter, Kimberly. He married her mother (Tamara) when Kim was 5 years old, and they divorced after about 14 years (this was his longest relationship). He still remained relatively close with Kim afterward, as he's the only father-figure she ever had. Kimberly also lived into old age and died a peaceful death. She is a mouse angel in Heaven and is more content appearing her age than her step-brothers are; they instead took forms aligning more with the prime of their lives (*I headcanon that while sinner demons don't have a choice in how they look after death, including still appearing the age they were when they died, winner angels have more leeway and can be whatever age they are most comfortable appearing as).
The last row is Husk's step-children from his third and final marriage. Both of their afterlife forms are based on donkeys. The elder child is Jennifer. She was 13 when Husk married her mom, Helen, in the late 1960s. The relationship did not last very long. Jennifer was murdered by her college boyfriend at 18, and her parents split shortly after (it was more the final straw in a marriage that was already failing).
Her younger brother, Rob, was distraught. He and Husk had a falling out, which they never recovered from. Rob cut himself off from the family, and Husk passed away only a few years later. Rob grew up to be a bitter man and did not make many good life choices. While his sister went to Heaven, when Rob died many decades later, he did not. Even in Hell, he never attempted to reconnect with Husk. He sort of just gave up and was killed again in the exterminations not long after arriving.
Another sinner demon -- Poppet (human name Poppy Mynatt)
Poppet grew up in late 1800s Britain with an abusive father and emotionally codependent mother. She was the eldest child, and once her mother gave birth to her little brothers, she was essentially parentified and was their primary caretaker. Her father favored the sons of the family and did not regard her with much esteem, but her mother coddled and gushed over her 'little good luck charm.' It was a strange dichotomy. One parent spared her little to no attention unless it was beratement, and the other smothered her. Her brothers grew older. In the city, Poppet witnessed firsthand the extreme poverty and duress of many citizens, including the orphaned urchins. Her father had made threats before, about kicking her out on the street. Poppet began to fear what might become of her when she was no longer useful to the family, when they were in need of one less mouth to feed.
It wasn't until her mother gave birth to another daughter and began to coo and coddle and provide it all the affection that Poppet cherished and craved, that the child grew immensely jealous and paranoid. She wound up sneaking poison into the baby's food, killing her. It was done subtly enough to mistake the death for a natural one. Infant mortality rates were very high after all. However, after the successful disposal of her competition, Poppet became more confident. Too confident. She foolishly tried the same method with her brothers, using toxic mushrooms, and murdered them one by one. At this point, though, the trend of deaths looked too suspicious and obvious. Her parents inevitably found out she had deliberately done it, and her father cursed her, beat her, and once believing she was dead, wrapped up her body and threw her in a pond in the woods, near the very mushrooms she had weaponized. To the cadence of the croaking frogs, she drowned at ten years old. Child-sinners are rare, but not completely unheard of. Even if she had seen it as survival of the fittest, for her cold-blooded multiple counts of fratricide, Poppet was condemned to a tortured afterlife.
In Hell, her appearance is influenced by straw dolls ('poppets'), mushrooms, and frogs. She has a contract with Velvette, working as a model for smaller sized sinner apparel.