Tubby Custard

hi

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[bettys-garden-13]

POV Frank Iero

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[muddingseason]

Need

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[pancakeke]

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[inkandguns]

[kushblazer666]

The White House

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[s0mn0lent]

[paxamericana]

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms

[compljcated]

in another universe you said you loved me too (inspired by @unsends)

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

[washedupswammer]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[cordspaghetti]

just finished a request for grown up killjoys if they didn’t get dusted but i’m keeping the full thing in patreon because im on black parade lockdown rn. here is half of jet star from my lineup

[smashingbullets]

smallest person in the world