I'd be so clever if I had a clue

Tumblr has always felt like home to me, so Im actually gonna start posting personal stuff now 🙂 Pfp is a picture I took of a cheap fairy painting kit. It just fits the vibe. 😎 I do art. You can see it @plum-and-solitude She/They. 31. U.S. 🙃

[perfectday1972]

comfyandcozyinbed.com/careers

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[rabbiteclair]

thank goodness, i wouldn't want to use outdated enchilada-reheating strategies

[edwad]

why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo

ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[mysharona1987]

Federal workers are going off.

[dimetrodone]

What is this thing

[dimetrodone]

Investigation on his nature

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

it turned out so beautifully 🥹

and the plum blossoms show which way the lid fits 🌸

[depsidase]

[teathattast]

[djarinstarwhores]

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that’s just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters’ choice.

[sashaforthewin]

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

[evilwizard]

im scared :(

then get scary

[xspiderfanx]

sometimes when my anxiety flares up and I think I'm gonna get murdered I pretend to be a velociraptor from Jurassic Park because nobody is gonna murder the crazy guy walking like a dinosaur around his house making weird noises and eating ham.

it works. the wizard is right, if you're scared, just become something that others would find scary.

[evilwizard]

<|,’:^/

[pekingopera]

[nestedneons]

Ex machina by sutu

[podcastwizard]

cosplaying a wounded deer struck by a hunter's arrow, laid bare on a damp forest floor, limbs twitching as the last echoes of life shudder through my mortal body (on my period)

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snosplaying a snounded sneer snuck by a snunter's arrow, snaid snare on a damp snorest floor, snimbs snitching as the last snechoes of snife snudder through my snortal snody (on my sneriod)

[podcastwizard]

now the snails are attacking me

[xanaxfarts]

me & the girls

[discords-morgan]

Can't explain why this terrifies me. Why are they here. Why are they spread out like that. Why are they caged. Which goth teenager behind the second-hand store counter plotted this with the ninety year old store owner just for the lols. Can I send them flowers

[chromegnomes]

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

[chromegnomes]

i'm so afraid they're gonna connect me with my million ants

[hmmbo]

it's taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance

[theconcealedweapon]