[pneumonicscreamerz]

bark! bark bark bark!

[rylandsgrace]

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

[fozmeadows]

he's right and he should say it

[ayeforscotland]

*Stares directly into the camera*

[proximalghost]

[shockyhorror]

NELL CAMPBELL as Nurse Ansalong SHOCK TREATMENT (1981) dir. Jim Sharman

[aturnoftheearth]

you say “5th of the month next month” and it’s like yeah buddy it sure it. you say “3 years since destiel love confession scene next month” and it’s like who said that.

[aturnoftheearth]

3 years since destiel love confession scene next week

[charliework16]

the best predetermined funeral photoshoot in history

[gameraboy2]

Portrait of Miss Piggy, Saturday Evening Post, July 1, 1981 Cover by John E. Barrett

[wulfyworld]

[deadbutnostink]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

[cock-holliday]

[odekirk]

them

[probuccalfat1]

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

[jfkkilledhimself-deactivated202]

[emeraldmercury]

[snowie-skyes]

"Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique."

Modern "punks" have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you'll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. "They'lltake away our revenue!" And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.

[doberbutts]

What Gen Z slang didn't get from corporations they stole from AAVE so idk if I'd call appropriated language and marketting bullshit punk actually

[rydenxo]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

[rydenxo]

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

[friendlymathematician]

[kotsume]

[valtsv]

my toxic trait is if i saw a trail of blood i'd follow it and not out of a desire to help

[valtsv]

[gilligould]

GET A ROOM,

[dicapritoe]