Boom Shaka Laka

[funnytwittertweets]

[orchardsinsnow]

[hiddenblog609]

[wookigoldberg]

Newborn & Baby

[gethealthynotslim]

true story

[martinmourning]

Source?

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Can u please turn that off

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[s-purpleold]

Current mood. 

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

russian food cat is one of the few things I want to exist on the internet forever for future generations to see

[mrpibb]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[apricotshark]

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[zsnes]

[out-of-context-discord]

[funnypicsdept]

[the-memedaddy]