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alex * 19 * she/her used to be dylansobaben (Dont bother following this account, it hasn't been active since 2017. Links do not work) icon credit: @mattsmurdass

[rarememerachel-blog]

Me watching criminal minds

unsub: kills 8 people 

me: ok but how is spencer? Is he drinking enough water? is he getting enough love?

[ithelpstodream]

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

[sluttyhozier]

[dynamax-corviknight]

when someone in high school asks if ur gay

[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[klaw]

times when it’s ok to misgender a trans person

when they ask u to because you are going to be around ppl they aren’t out to

times when it’s not ok to misgender a trans person

literally any other time

[nightinngales]

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

[wishingonyoump3]

it’s so hilarious to me that straight women think they are so irresistible to us gay women that we are just waiting to pounce on them as soon as we’re in the same space like nah we can smell your homophobia from miles away you fucking gremlins

[wishingonyoump3]

reblog to kill the predatory lesbian myth

[ellynoo]

This but also cis lesbians about trans lesbians

[wishingonyoump3]

reblog again to kill the predatory trans women myth

[aicira]

i know i say this a lot but i hate men… a lot

[itsmilesbaker-deactivated202511]

On behalf of men, I’m sorry. I hate men too because we made nice women hate nice men by default and I’m out here just trying to fall in love with a nice woman but that’s hard with all these fuckboys running around ruining shit for everyone. 😔

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[isfree2fly]

Muslim brothers and sisters

So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices

[thislittlething]

Yessss, it is very handy especially in non-muslim countries

[hisnamewasbeanni]

If you reblog this for no other reason, do it because it’ll piss off Pauline Hanson. And pissing off Pauline Hanson is reason enough to do anything.

[totalsillyfilly]

Pissing off Pauline Hanson is my favourite pass time

[sockknitterporg]

If you reblog this for no other reason, reblog it to make a Muslim feel safer, more accepted, and/or more informed about food.

Other people and their needs are not your game pieces to use to offend others or make yourself feel better.

[inkyshark]

This is actually a cool app! I had a customer come into my candy store and we discovered that certain flavors of the same brand of candy sticks were okay to eat! It was really handy for them to be able to scan it rather than rely on the ingredient list, which could be flawed sometimes! 

[solitairians]

ok but hayley kiyoko wrote girls like girls bc liking girls was the thing she was most insecure about and now three years later she makes as many gay music videos as she can, accepts the title of lesbian jesus and gets half the world to call 2018 20gayteen like. what kinda character development.

[meanlesbianism]

men in hollywood, after putting on the same black suit they’ve been wearing to all events, thinking about how much they’ve contributed to the protest against sexual harassment:

[torikaze]

Oregon changed the law to where you have to pump your own gas rather than have an attendant do it for you and people are freaking out and it’s really funny

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

i was pumping gas for my parents when i was like 8 years old and these people think it’s rocket science 

[hournited]

[i-am-a-fish]

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

[intrepid-hamster-pilot]

Now You See me is the wildest movie like four people just dropped everything and vanished off the face of the earth in order to plan and execute several dangerous and highly illegal crimes all in order to join a magic trick club that for all they know may or may not exist