your life is your own

riley | 30 | they/them | 3/29/19 | bi

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[just-some-guy-joust]

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

[teaboot]

I love having a cat because who else will sit with me for four hours solid while I sort aquarium gravel by colour composition surface texture and patina

[teaboot]

Sometimes he tries to eat the rocks but I've honed my reflexes to a razor's edge for just such an occasion

[yuck97]

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

[yuck97]

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

[lastoneout]

Pacific Rim is the best movie ever made for the same reason Sif is the best boss in Dark Souls. It's not bcs of quality or craftmanship or whatever it's bcs when I hear "giant robots fighting giant monsters with the power of love" and "huge wolf with a big fucking sword" I am overcome with the urge to scream "HELL FUCKING YEAH" at the top of my lungs before headbutting a wall so hard I leave a dent in the plaster.

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[pseudomantis]

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

[lapithae]

4 chapters of Deltarune being announced for 25$ for the current game and all subsequent chapters being free vs. Nintendo begging you to pay 90 dollars for Mario Kart not counting the inevitable DLC.

[teathattast]

[djarinstarwhores]

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that’s just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters’ choice.

[sashaforthewin]

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

[divorce-enjoyer]

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[striders]

coming from someone who used to sweat buckets over saving and spending 45 bucks on a new video game as a teenager i cannot fucking believe nintendo has the audacity to charge 90 (ninety) (as many as nine tens, and that’s terrible) mother fucking dollars for their new games. if i had a 90 dollar game on my christmas list as a kid my mom would have broken me in half

[demilypyro]

[suppermariobroth]

A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

[kasaneteto]

ok what the fuck happened to blooper when mario tried to teach him to type

[ladybobofdoom]

[catchymemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[xehasmenesithakes]

Real