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spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

parahumors

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

ranchee94

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

vntildawn

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

soulbell

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

number-nine-you-wanker-blog

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ladysomnambule

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

pdlcomics

Welcome

dream-prospector

I get paid to make maps of the ocean. This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

junnles

accepted that im never finishing dis one

infectiouspiss

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

teaboot

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

starlight-starwings

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

teaboot

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

reallybadblackoutpoems

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

venort

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

aegimeda

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

jesticutioner

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

narramin

this should have been me

pitblond

posting this home-baked ms paint meme for public use :)

just-shower-thoughts

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

cynopansy

They do actually!

mauve-moth

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

hotmolasses

Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.”

She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”

And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”

She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”

wrote-my-own-deliverance

My moms a sign language interpreter, and she’s signed with people from all over the US. According to her, when she signs with people from the south they sign with a “drawl.” They have slower hand movements and exaggerate certain parts of the sign. People from the Midwest sign very fast and people from the south sign very slow.

So we were at a restaurant once and my mom started interpreting for someone who was trying to order and she was like “oh you’re from the south!”

And they were like “how did you know that?”

And she said “you sign with a drawl.” And they were really surprised that it came through that much.

It’s really interesting that even when not speaking verbally accents and heritage come through.

urbanfantasyinspiration

Humans are so fucking fascinating

spiralling-spires

I love linguistic stuff and saw this post screenshotted AGES ago and have been halfheartedly searching for it again because no one believes me when i say sign language has accents AND I FOUND IT

coughloop

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

fearthefuzzybear

clarasunflowers

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

arothin

is this from that ballad of songbirds and snakes ive been hearing about?

polyamzeal

slushyseals

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

stultiloquentia

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

airandangels

remarkably strong sibling energy for animals of different species

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I give this my

SEAL OF APPROVAL

punkitt-is-here

It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang

ciderjacks

Be careful taking more, it should be fine but I had a friend who had like 10-20 mg gummies, and she ate one, didn’t feel anything after a bit so ate like 5 more of them at once, and then lo and behold they all hit a couple hours later (like, 3 hours, I think she said) while she was in the middle of the school day, while a teacher was trying to talk to her, and it like, permanently traumatized her out of ever consuming weed in any form ever again.

punkitt-is-here

Hi Tumblr user ciderjacks, I think you're fucking awesome for telling me this. I, however, think I'm awesome and nothing I do right now is real. So, anyway I forgot where this was going but it was a cool reply and OH yEAH this is actually pretty awesome and I WILL be doing it again