podcastard.

hello, i'm ellen off of tumblr and off of the cheeseball video. i run a tumblr for greg james and chris smith's very good (award winning in fact) podcast. although not much actually happens here because im a lazy so and so / alevels exist. follow us anyway, i promise im kind of cool. goodbye forever. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[podcastard]

rip me

i cease to exist

[ellenhmacleod]

@eggjames is a very good egg

reblog if u agree

[founditinsilence]

i wanna be one of those blogs everyone comes to out of the blue with their good news or worries or just to tell them about their crush or their day without the blog ever saying “talk to me” or “ask me things”

where do i apply

[tiralatele]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

Coexist

[conallcd117]

this what i picture world peace looks like

[garbage-senpai]

This is where I want to be

[weezley]

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

[fousheezy]

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

[thaebae]

i love

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[grandpaq]

I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather

[needyb93]

Who would want to piss off Madame Zeroni????

[forever-in-idk-deactivated20200]

Not even gonna take that risk

[billnsteve]

lmao

[eggjames]

A matter for HR

Sport Relief asked me for a “photo of my helmet” to see if it was in good enough condition for the upcoming challenge. I thought it weird, but obliged. They meant cycle helmet. I may well be in some trouble.

[podcastard]

[podcastard]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[podcastard]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hope ur good, dont do alevels EVER, especially not health and social care

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ellenhmacleod]

why am i on tumblr in college at 8pm im sure this is very dangerous

[podcastard]

HI ITS ME IM NOT DEAD (yet)

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

[podcastard]

me doing coursework right now be like

[melonmemes]

We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018

[jusky]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[straightboyfriend]

nothing better than hanging out w a cat….. love those triangle ears……….. love thos meows…. the mrows….. the mews, if you will,

[cosmog]

………..

[listsoflifehacks]

Some Super Useful Websites

[podcastard]

*inserts will smith meme*

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one