A little bit Raxus, a little bit Raxus Prime

19, Aries ♈️, Virtuous Hoe™. Star Wars obsessed, Clone Wars Defence Squad. It can get a bit trashy up in here. Carly Rae Jepsen disciple. Connor Stevens is my adorable lil puppy now and forever 💙

[mjalti]

[fade-intothe-veil]

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[theequeerstrian]

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

[steampunktendencies]

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

No.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[maddwinter-deactivated20171008]

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

[veneno-kiss]

[spideyytorch]

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?

Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one

Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ

Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)

Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…

[gen-zee]

road work ahead??

[alloverthegaf]

every Wednesday I tell my friends “it is Wednesday my dudes” and they scream

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

The only emotions that matter:

- run away with me

- e•mo•tion

- i really like you

- gimmie love

- all that

- boy problems

- making the most of the night

- your type

- let’s get lost

- la hallucinations

- warm blood

- when i needed you

- black heart

- i didn’t just come here to dance

- favourite colour

- never get to hold you

- love again

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

No difference.

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

[hypnotic-flow]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

[hypnotic-flow]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[migscast-deactivated20220805]

I knew buying Tomodachi Life would be a good idea

[royharper]

dick grayson realizing years later all those times batman sent him home so he could personally take catwoman back into custody was really just a way of getting him to leave so they could fuck on the rooftop of a museum selina just robbed:

[bellonas]

dick: Whhcghjgj? YOU SENT ME AWAY SO U COULD MEET W UR BOOTY CALL?

bruce, well, i think if anything i was the booty call in that arrangement,

[royharper]

selina: yeah usually its the villian in handcuffs

dick:

[selivakyle]

[darkislovelyyyy]

Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean

[chxrxy]

I.M.P.E.A.C.H.M.E.N.T

[divin-entity]

WHAT IS THISSSSS

[grandpaq]

“You can kiss me black ass” 😂😂

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

yoooo the way I screamed lmao

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

The backup vocals im screaming 😭😭😭

[kingshootah]

Forgot about this 😂😂 I’m rolling

[quicklywisecollector7-deactivat]

😂😂

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

you know what