Lol

Hed s competly vod

[poggerzz]

HaPPy PrIdE <3

My nmes Foster! H/they. Rlates t Frogz, I've gt a typng qurk. N, I'm nt doing ths on purpse.*

Prt of th @0bsccrelaughter sytem

*I can type normally if I slow down, but it's easier to... do that ⬆️

[elexecution]

puts him in my pocket and sits down and hears a crunch

[cunt-inent]

*through tears* i can fix him

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

society lost its way when we stopped drawing our ships in the pose from the vocaloid song "magnet"

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

why don't we do this anymore

[fishyartist]

2000% agree and also using this as an excuse to bring up this second magnet image I’ve been insane about

[bxnyi]

Fckin nunce mn! H blody screms

[traumaholdersparty]

Bruv! Hs nse s flatt!! Itz fckin wird! H jut loks lie a PUG!!

[bxnyi]

Impromptu valentine's day thing-y

[bxnyi]

ROFL, itz m! XD

[7sxvxn7]

[crowcussion]

reblog this. why? idk

*holds you at gunpoint* teehee

[crowcussion]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

[catnippackets]

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

[catnippackets]

creepypasta title: red curtains

me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*

creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night

me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh

[catnippackets]

DOES THIS NOT STRIKE INSTANT CURIOSITY INTO YOUR HEART

[bxnyi]

PRIDE 😤 🌈

[bxnyi]

Wut? I cn haz art?

[bxnyi]

Studies

[poggerzz]

Gay people are gross

Either that or they gag on d-

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.