Just a BROmosexual

"Scared the blue outta my jeans." My name is Charlie Or Chai and I am garbage for Until Dawn. They/Them 18 I met Frank Iero and Evan Nestor in Wal-Mart. It was rad.

[mossy-suggestions]

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

[marmalade-cabin]

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

[animatedamerican]

gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul

[mae-182-deactivated20200802]

If this was a TV series or movie, I would FOR SURE watch it. What about you guys?

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[pointlesslypurple]

Babie

[drearyhours]

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

[thesubcon10ent]

Idk anything about Star Trek and this trope is absolutely hilarious but I’m also a big fan of the opposite of this trope, where the character is listing things that aren’t real but they’ll add 1 thing that’s real at the end

[salt-dads]

What is Buzzfeed Unsolved about ?

[bitchfendi]

The reason why hershel didnt immediately react to luke being taken by the masked gentleman is bc he knew randall would be the only person to say some dumb shit like “toodles”

[descobae]

 game grumps + professor layton

[punkasshunter]

Video game things I’m good at:

Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced

Being pretty bad at the actual game

[goblinmumbles]

You forgot one: having fun!

[punkasshunter]

I respect you

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[genderjester]

spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat

[pushmipulluridesagain]

[tsubasale]

[pointlesslypurple]

Do you think that grown up luke consciously made the decision not to dress like Clive?

[starry-edit]

Professor Layton Overtime Edit

[notgerard]

c r a s h  and  b u r n, young and loaded

[pointlesslypurple]

Chelmey: We're trying to solve a case. Do you know what happens when you interfere with police investigation?

Luke: Uhh... the case gets solved?

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[silver-tongues-blog]

let us know when you finally get the fully upgraded sword from it all