friendly neighborhood useless lesbian

29 - badass fictional women can step on me - multifandom aka whatever my lesbian braincell likes at the moment - yes my avatar is my cat and she actually runs this account

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[sleepyadorart]

Happy pride month!🫶

[preciselyserratedundertow-deact]

Hazza

@HazzaDessine

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[babygirlgeralt]

[ID: Close up of a mug held up in front of a blurred desk background. The mug has a blank Excel spreadsheet printed on it, with a large Excel logo and the words “Freak in the Sheets” overlaid. End ID]

[skaddoink]

i know jackshit about excel but i need this

[the-big-mood]

You can get the mug HERE

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[bookwyrminspiration]

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

[hourlycatphotos]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[sadwethamster]

what about the other one

[whatcoloristhatcat]

paper

[free-my-mindd]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[vivi-llain]

dominance

happy pride month !!

previous month's exclusive from my p4tr3on

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[chocolatecottoncandy12]

[caffedorzo]

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

[decomposedmaw]

the evening light feels different here.

[kosmogrl]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼