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landing page for the two #coolest blogs on this entire site [@poisonhemlocke - art blog @anthillarchivist - homestuck blog]

[poisonhemlox]

post-dashcon straight up “pilking it”. if you even care.

[punkitt-is-here]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[as-if-and-only-if]

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

[waitingstables]

Nothing like some mixed drinks with dinner

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

wait for me

bye (echos)

toot sound effect too

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[hardwrench]

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[catgurltreats]

[neodoodles24]

Visit Original Link

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[senecio11]

Lightner AU but it's just Ralsei and their ever-expanding collection of Wacky Roommates