Ew

I'm tired

[task-mismanager]

[queenofstrrap]

what is it they put in lesbians that makes them so poppin

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

[val-ritz]

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

[programmerhumour]

[nonsensicallycereal]

[thebigpapilio]

It’s like John Mulaney…

There’s a quote for everything.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

[dimetrodone]

[dappermouth]

At night the pathway opens like a strange and shifting door—standing in an empty field that wasn’t there before.

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[igglooaustralia]

[blurbculture]

[cunt-lyfe]

they should’ve never canceled happy endings

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[miniangel]

i’m absolutely losing it

[twiststreet]

[areolaenthusiast]

[beyoncessweat]

[lesbianrey]

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]