there is enough space for all

Hello my name is Nathan and this is my blog. It consists of whatever tickles my fancy (which may include 18+ material) and my own random ass thoughts. Please enjoy.

[rook2knight-deactivated20160914]

Greek Mythology in 5 words

Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

[love-loving-you]

you know you’re fucked when you smile or laugh while kissing them

[xrese]

You know you’re fucked when you smile just by looking at them

[kaydenhere1212-deactivated20161]

you know you’re fucked when you smile just thinking about them

[xmystery30x-deactivated20160224]

You know you’re fucked when you smile

[alwayswrite4you]

You know you’re fucked when you see this and instantly smile and think of their name

[laina916]

You know you’re fucked when you start missing them because you read this post.

[hello-lesbians]

Guess who’s fucked

[suicidesilenceperfect]

Over 30 fucking thousand of us

[macleod]

fuck

[punk-marie2]

too-gay–to-function

[kushandwizdom]

Ffs

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[dj-roomba48]

[liulfrool]

That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.

[gaystripclub]

technically tarzan was the pet

[sprousetwinsblog]

Cole Sprouse aka Link

[novablud-deactivated20251105]

I said no COSPLAYING in my loBBY

[soniadearest]

GODBLESS

[pastelpyriteismoving-deactivate]

[amphetamine-waves-deactivated20]

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

[cryptic-ivy]

This part always gets me. The fact that separating the twins by death was so unthinkable that they appeared as one unit, that even Mrs. Weasley’s worst nightmare didn’t include the twins separate. The fact that Percy had disowned his family and hurt his parents emotionally, but Mrs. Weasley still loved him fiercely. The fact that her love knows no bounds and when she saw her family dead, Harry was without a doubt, a part of it.

[rogerssteve-archive-blog]

#this whole fucking part sucks#and how Sirius just stares at the spot on the floor where Harry’s body was for several minutes#and I fucking hate this series

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S FUCKING RELIVING GOING INTO THE HOUSE AND GODRIC’S HOLLOW AND SEEING JAMES DEAD ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING JUST STOPS BECAUSE HE HAD SPENT 12 YEARS IN A CELL SEEING THAT IMAGE OVER AND OVER AND HE WAS SO GRATEFUL THAT HE’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT IMAGE REAL EVER AGAIN AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND I’M TOO EMOTIONAL TO CONTINUE I’M SORRY

[pokerspook-blog]

Your dash says a lot about you. Mine tells me that I'm hungry and horny. ... ... ... Sounds about right.

[kingcroacus-moved-deactivated20]

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

[qouerier]

[ladycrayfish313]

whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

[trappunzelll]

[jervae]

I consider everybody who reblogged this family.

[the-average-gatsby]

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

[galangrants-deactivated20210301]

this is uncharted territory for all of us

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”

[paulwelsey]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

#IVE BEEN HERE THIRTY SECONDS [x]

[kitfoxart]

How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?

And now my heart is busted.

[captaindibbzy]

I just added this to my queue and then I had to go in and find it again cause I had a thought.

Lilo and Stitch.

Lost and pulled together. 

[carriehopefletcher-deactivated2]

THIS HAS JUST MADE MY LOVE FOR THIS MOVIE SO MUCH STRONGER AND LET’S BE HONEST IT WAS PRETTY INDESTRUCTIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

[greyisunavailable]

The woman who falsely accused football star Brian Banks of raping her is being forced to pay big time.

A judge has ordered that the woman pay $2.6 million to Banks for ruining his life with false allegations. The lies caused him to lose numerous scholarship offers to college and also led to a prison sentence of over five years.

Wanetta Gibson told lies to authorities when she accused Banks of assaulting her when the two attended Long Beach Poly High, where Banks was both a student and football star.

After the conviction, the girl sued the school district and received $1.5 million. The conviction was overturned when Gibson was secretly recorded admitting that she made the whole thing up.

Years later, Gibson confessed and Banks was released. The woman is being forced to repay a $750,000 settlement to the school, plus attorneys fees, interest and another $1 million in punitive damages

Source: http://newsone.com/2597559/brian-banks-wanetta-gibson/

[kungfu-treachery-deactivated201]

Thank god

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Please spread this.

[affablyevil]

She should have to do at least as much prison time as he did.

[au-revoir-mon-amie-deactivated2]

He was the best linebacker in the country. He had a full ride to USC and she ruined it. She ruined his whole life.

Also not mentioned here is that he plead guilty to avoid a life sentence because his lawyer said that no jury would believe that a black man didn’t do it. I’m not blaming the lawyer at all. He’s an expert. But his expert advice was that society would condemn this boy to prison for a crime he never committed. Think about that shit.

[crimeshetyped]

This women needs to rot somewhere

[tinygaysouffle]

Not to mention she provides people one more reason to question victims who really have faced sexual abuse. She’s another example that people can name when they’re interrogating some other girl who really was assaulted and people are asking “but was she really raped?”. She’ll be the reason a real rapist gets away. She’s planting doubt in peoples minds and the saddest thing is that their doubt isn’t all that uncalled for.