Just another day in paradise.

Hey the names Kaitlyn, it's wonderful I know, please don't wear it out! <3

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ophanic]

[lizmitches]

same energy

[carolxdanvers]

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

[norwayspruce]

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pocblog]

In Living Color // Finesse (Remix) - Bruno Mars feat. Cardi B

[giraffepoliceforce]

(x)

[stirnerstuff91-blog]

stop ascribing sexualities to children just stop stop it

[breebro]

Thank you!

[fourdrinkamy]

reading an academic article moodboard

[catmeme-moved]

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

[catmeme-moved]

the front paws. i love that

[catmeme-moved]

its just very good

[justnoodlefishthings]

[ramblefandom]

peep

[vaspider]

we call this ‘pupside down’

[foointerrupted]

This is the best post on this whole site

[smitethestate]

This is my favorite photo of Leela ever.

[graphitea]

my dog does the thing

[psychokangaroo]

Here’s an up close version @graphitea

[avoiding-claws]

[vet-and-wild]

[madd-catter]

[keichanz]

[whatever-queer]

[memewhore]

[henryscavills]

[foxgraves]

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

[bogleech]

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

[cousinnick]

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

[standinthefire]

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

[wemblingfool]

Dickens: Where’s Anderson…?

*peeks out the window*

Anderson:

Dickens:

[bob-belcher]

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We say hairs when talking about a few, and hair when talking about a lot.

[behonkiss-deactivated20191001]

When personal squabbles take priority over saving the world

[fuck-kirk]

So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)

So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.

And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.

TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her

[fuck-kirk]

This is the good girl in question

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[mptyblgplsignr]

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

[moveslikekeithrichards]

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion