•bitch please•

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[exitwound]

countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

[thursdayin94]

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

[potato]

am on floor

[theforce]

name one native american intellectual off the top of your head, name one native american actor or actress off the top of your head, name one native american senator, one native american news anchor, or an author or a tv personality or a singer or a poet or a comedian, name a single native american teacher you’ve had, can you? probably not 

ok so now think of one native american cartoon character you know of or a sports team relating to native americans whether it’s their actual name or their team logo, or a town you live in or near with a “native” name bet a lot of these things came to you right away i bet you didn’t even have to think 

needing native representation in media, education and government are not decoy issues, the commercialization and appropriation of native cultures are not decoy issues, the lack of native representation is institutional oppression at work 

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[evidenceofzoe]

John ❤️

[macleod]

Absolute truth.

[valtsv]

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

[anxietyproblem]

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[catcrumb]

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[powm]

literally the best part

[curioscurio]

Is that time of the year again... tell me... do we have it?

[i-usedtobe-normal]

[foolsforthought]

Y’all gotta watch this show

[wizardpotions]

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

[assiraphales]

night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up

[assiraphales]

the main cast is a night guard, an egyptian pharoah, sacagewea, teddy roosevelt, genghis khan, a miniature cowboy and roman ruler duo, a capuchin monkey, and a moai rock for godsake!!!!!!!!

in the second movie there was a scene where al capone ivan the terrible napoleon an egyptian and darth vader and oscar the grouch interact. ben stiller walks into a painting. the abraham lincoln memorial comes to life. the lil roman rides a squirrel into battle. the thinker is a fuck boy. like holy shit holy SHIT!!

[assiraphales]

this screenshot ALONE should make these movies worth your time

[m0thwash]

Yo we know that duo was gay as all hell tho

[assiraphales]

it took me a second to realize you were referring to the cowboy & roman and not oscar the grouch and darth vader

[guerrillatech]

[destiel2025]

this is the funniest headline i have ever seen

[thewolfgodsblog]

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are