Aquatic Glamour Twink and the Muscle Daddies

| Chris/Kirb | | He/him and Ne/Nem | | G(r)ay | ENTJ | | ♍ ♋ ♌ | | Page of Space | | Prospit |

[nelnal]

[rythms-of-synthax-deactivated20]

Quote of the day

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[segamascott]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[freneticwolf]

To cheer a sad wolf up

[tedturnerwascrazy]

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

[civilotterneer]

Woe

Rat be upon ye

🐀

Halo 3 Rat special cameo appearance

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[tairupandaart]

Some crazy shenanigans I have planned for this month…a little preview of what’s to come. 👀

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[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[parkchanwoohoo]

[segamascott]

[hitokouji]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[germanslav]

Something good finally comes from Ohio.

[thelovingdread]

Smash them thangs