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@polly-pollen
Hi all!
Long time lurker, first time poster here looking forward to joining the community. Hoping to meet some new people and make some friends and maybe some more-than-friends.
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- Polly 🔏💌
A special good night to all the people who breathily warn "I'm gonna sneeze..." while their gaze unfocuses and all they can do is give into the building tickle before snapping forward with their sneeze ❤️ (congrats on being the hottest people ever)
Decided to share an old B/road C/ity oneshot! Thanks @polly-pollen (and I/lana sksksks) for inspiring me to dig it up.
🦋 🐨
“Do you ever wonder why butterflies have to be caterpillars first?” Abbi's eyes were glazed but wise, like a sleepy owl's. “They waste all that time in the cocoon and they don't even live that long to begin with... you know?”
Ilana was upside-down, her hair splayed across the bed and her feet propped above their heads. She turned hers to look at Abbi for a good long while, her gaze channeling a psychoanalytic level of intensity.
“Is this about the time you got stuck in that sleeping bag? Because I know an amazing trauma therapist.”
“No, I'm just... curious about animals and stuff.” Slumping back against the wall, Abbi scowled and hugged her pug pillow to her chest. “I miss my Nat Geo subscription. I used to learn so much.”
“At least you still have Animal Planet.”
“I guess.”
“I know stuff, too," Ilana said, flexing her toes to admire her fresh pedicure from a new perspective. "Did you know that koalas, or kangaroos...”
“Koalas or kangaroos?”
“Shut up, they're both marsupials,” Ilana said, giving Abbi a nudge with her elbow. She could feel a sneeze coming on and she wanted to finish what she had to say before it interrupted. "Anyway, the babies aren't fully formed when they're born. So the mommy squeezes 'em out—” She does a semi-squat against the wall for dramatic effect, pulling invisible pups from her crotch. “—and they crawl up into her pouch and finish cooking in there.”
Abbi grinned, nodding her head slowly up and down. “Awesome.”
“I know, right?” Ilana smirked at the ceiling but then screwed up her face, closing one eye and focusing on the overhead light with the other. “I just read that ihh-ISHHhoo! in a magazine at the old people dentist.”
“Why were you at the old people dentist?” Abbi asked, more disturbed by that than the fact that Ilana just sneezed all over the place.
“I was there with Trudy,” said Ilana, fluttering her eyelashes as she clasped her hands together. "I'm her visiting angel."
Abbi shook her head. “I can't believe they let you take care of an old lady.”
“I don't take care of her." Ilana rubbed at her nose, trying to roll over but failing, like a stranded turtle. "I provide companionshihh—ISHHHhoo! Shit.”
Abbi barked out a laugh. “Companionshit?”
When Ilana finished laughing along with her she sniffled wetly, rubbed at her nose, and held her hand out to Abbi.
“Help me up, bitch, I need a tissue.”
“Are you getting sick?” Abbi asked, narrowing her eyes with suspicion. It was rare for Ilana to sneeze more than once within a twenty four hour period, unless she was sick. “I'm not touching you until you wash your hands.”
“But I can't get up to...”
“In fact,” Abbi continued, sobering up before Ilana’s very eyes. “I don't think we should be breathing the same air until I can be certain...”
“Abbi, I'm—” Before she could finish Abbi grabbed the bags of snacks and bolted. “Aww, dammihh—iHTCHhh!-oo—DAMMIT.”
the hottest girl u know has an inconveniently intense fetish
and it’s for something everyday and benign. you cant imagine the agony.
okay but that single raised finger in a 'wait a second' motion when someone feels a sneeze coming 🪦
One year of polly-pollen!!!!!!! Time flies when you’re fucking sneezes 🎉💃🥵🤧🫶
God, they're so seamlessly affable. And you can tell from everyone's faces how pleased they are to talk to them. You watch as they make their rounds, drinking and chatting. You're outside speaking to a mutual friend when they come to join you both.
"Hi." They breathe the word at you as they sidle up to your friend's side. There's an almost imperceptible crackling sound on the 'h' that betrays a kind of moistness. They swallow and their throat bobs. You notice the flush across their neck. They're holding a near-empty glass.
"Someone's having a fun night," your friend observes with no real bite. They give a little shimmy and smile; utter personification of shamelessness.
They open their mouth, to say something to you it seems. Instead, their nose twinges and they reach forward to put a hand on your shoulder, as if to offer you support. You stiffen. Haphazardly they bring their other arm to hover in front of still-parted lips, unaware perhaps but certainly not impolite.
They snag a swooping breath. Under their sweater you see the swell of their chest. They crumple with a sneeze, and it's noisy but not too loud, unrestrained and almost healthy-sounding in its unabashedness.
"hhH-yYnNTZzSh'YOo!" Their hand trembles where it rests but doesn't tighten. It was aimed slightly downwards, in the space between the two of you. They straighten, sniffling, beaming like nothing happened, moving their hand down to cup your elbow, giving it a pat. They chuckle very softly, but whatever congestion that's been brought forward makes it sound like they're going "ha ha ha" and--fuck, if that isn't the cutest thing you've ever heard, actually.
"Sorry," they mention, while your friend rubs their shoulder, snickering, and you fight the heat suddenly winning the battle towards your complexion.
"...No sweat."
media hyperfixations got me making snz headcanons about characters you wouldnt believe
hands
a slender finger poised delicately underneath rapidly-pinkening nostrils - a polite reflex that only makes them more aware of how wide their nostrils are flaring.
a knuckle, pressing insistently up on the underside of a nose in an attempt to quell a fierce tickle that’s been making their eyes water for the last ten minutes.
a palm, rubbing hard and violent against an itchy nose - up, down, side to side, anything to get rid of the annoying itch.
gentle fingertips, massaging the bridge of a nose that’s chapped and sore from a stubborn, lingering cold, giving the swollen mucus membranes some slight relief but in the process shifting some congestion that’s bound to tickle their sensitive nose into yet another sneezing fit.
a fingernail, scritching + tracing circles around a pink, quivering nostril rim, teasing out a sneeze that’s been building for the entire day.
two fingers, pinching a nose as hard as they dare and still only ever managing to half-stifle the sneezes - they’re too strong, too desperately loud, to silence completely.
one finger, held up as a clear warning for an impending fit - as if the glazed eyes, flushed nose and hitching inhales weren’t a clear enough indication for what is to follow.
hey babe do you want to come over and smush our noses together
Damn babe, I could get lost in those nostrils 😍
I love the faces of sneezes. I love watching the nostrils redden and flare. Then the lips begin to part, as the mouth twists into a deep, deep frown. The eyes water and squint. The face and jaw tighten. The head tilts back, exposing wet nostrils that continue to contract. Then the breath in the chest that rises sharply through agonized moans. The whole face and body at the mercy of the nose.
hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
Having a sneeze fetish is so goofy. Like "Oh, I have to sneeze! AH- ACHOO!!! Oh, bless me~" absolute cornball behavior
When someone sneezes and try to apologise but they interrupt the apology with a second sneeze. 😍
Even better if they know they always sneeze in doubles (or triples even) but they're still determined to apologise right away.
(yes I know this has been said countless times before and has been said better. I just kinda... thought about how hot it really is, lol)
Oh, and EVEN BETTER, if they stifle/try to stifle the first one but absolutely canNOT stifle the second, hehe!! 😈🥵
Me watching interviews of my fave and replaying every cough, throat clear, and nose rub like it’s my job 😩
