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This whole thing cost me $5
Anish Kapoor / Royal Academy of Arts / Svayambhu / Installation / 2009
Isn't that the venta back/silver bean guy? Looks like a can of cranberry sauce.
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):
good news tho!! they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)
cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them
they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love
ur cat knows u love them
You can also help them understand by mixing kisses with rubbing your cheek/nose/forehead over the top of their head, their cheek, or down their shoulders, just like cats rub against each other and humans to show affection. Also gently bonking foreheads to imitate the ‘I love you please pet me’ headbutt. Brushing & scratching at itchy spots for them imitates the grooming that cats who live together in colonies do for each other. Basically just try to find hygienic ways of imitating cat social behaviors, short of actual licking, lol.
My cat will touch her nose to mine & rub her cheek across my face, which allows me to plant a kiss on her cheek. When she’s sitting in my lap, she’ll tip her head back until I lean down and kiss or nuzzle the top of her head. I’ve even found her occasionally trying to imitate the “mwah!” sound of my kisses, where she’ll nuzzle my face and make little chirping “mah! mah!” sounds. Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put in the effort to speak theirs.
Cats absolutely can learn what kissing is and one of ours stubbornly solicits it by jamming herself under our chins and tipping her little head to the side with her ears flat to make a landing zone. Only little kisses with little kissy sounds satisfy her.
If given the chance to learn, and not forced into accepting it, they understand what kisses mean perfectly well. I promise they do.
My kitten very much does not like having her ears touched, but when we lay in bed together, she will lean her head back into my face because she knows how much I love giving her kisses. She didn't do this at first, but learned it's me showing affection to her and now demands that I give her little head kisses when we cuddle.
Plastic, rubber and metal stick to mud, cloth and leather imprint in mud but pull out much easier, I remember a French army in England learned the same lesson the hard way.
Ok, not gonna lie, I thought that said suffer, not safer, and was confused.
One of the most important things I have learned today..
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Handsome.jpg indeed
Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody
CRINGE POSTING ON MAIN
Wait sorry I forgot there was another flyer put up
Every time I think college can't get more wild, it does
Wait really that's what you guys did
Yeah! Turns out it was a part of the anti-cinema cinema club's way of trying to get new members. It was wild
i’m sorry did you say the anti-cinema cinema club
Anti-cinema cinema club sounds like a group for watching bad movies with people who absolutely love bad movies.
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
My orange cat’s name is juice cuz he’s sweet and orange.
My Siamese/snowshoe mix is named evil genius, cuz she's a bitch and she knows it.
For any of my bored feminists out there, I highly recommend taking the Feminist Perspectives Test (link here). Of course, it’s an oversimplification of the many complicated facets of feminism, but I think it highlights how no person fits into just one category. We all draw our opinions from many different places.
I challenge you to get 0% conservatism ;)
Bro, what are some of these questions?
Are these real things that people actually believe? Hell’s bells.
Can we not have a man who is tough and daring AND kind and compassionate?
God wouldn’t be male or female. God is not a sexual creature. It does not have reproductive organs.
If those are questions, then it’s no wonder at all why so many women find feminism to be toxic as fuck.
I found myself going to the extremes, I actually answered most of the questions “I completly disaggree".
Freedom Freedom Freedom oi!
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Thats not kink
God I hope that's not kink...
When you just gotta have everything on your sammich
Maes Hews and Shou Tucker are borh wonderful father's.
saw this shitty comic in a dream and had to draw it. scrummy
who’s gonna tell em
one of the odd things about tumblr is you can post something that is clearly ridiculous and clearly photoshopped (in a way that makes it obvious to me at least that it wasn’t an attempt to pass it off as real) and people will like… accept it without hesitation
that’s not what you said last week
i was halfway to responding to this sincerely before i realized i never said that