P. Napoleonis

Charter. She/her. A human coq au vin.

[darklight-owl]

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

How screwed are your loved ones

Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.

They should be fine with a bit of prep.

Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.

I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...

No chance of survival whatsoever.

I'm were-bald (see results)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[spider-artdump]

[aurusallos]

From @paperzest in thr comments:

"It's in a book called The Beauty of Origami, by Makoto Yamaguchi. Also at a glance this seems to be a tutorial for the same model: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSn6UQEnaU"

Now who is the folder????

[paperzest]

Ok so from what I’ve found after some digging it looks like it’s by @ARAK0515 on twitter. Haven’t been able to exactly 100% confirm as I don’t use twitter but I think this may be the source.

Looks like there’s more powerful cranes to be seen from this folder!!

[numahachi]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[bryonieamber]

Her sharp frisbee has settings

[surlifen]

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

how's that going for you?

amazingly euphoric!

you're pleased!

you can make it work

this is less than ideal

you are very unhappy

you cannot bear this existence

bald

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

[surlifen]

this is funny because the three categories of responses are largely:

1. NOOOO PARASITIC WORM 😭

2. FUCK UEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PARASITIC WOOOOORM 🪱🪱🪱🪱🔥🔥‼️‼️

3. bird? well... I guess it could be worse :/

[bobcatblahs]

I CANT BREATHE

[nadianotapplicable]

cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

[audarcy]

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

[traaansfem]

F

[anthonycrowleymoved]

you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’m from massachusetts. when i first learned that not only is the bottom butter common in the western part of the us, but it’s the only butter that some people know, i lost my goddamned mind. i had never even SEEN any butter other than the top butter until i bought some at trader joe’s and was like what the goddamned hell is this. now every time i see tj’s butter in my fridge i have a minor exestential crisis. that first time i googled the history of butter. east coast butter is called elgins and west coast butter is called west coast stubbies. i need to stop talking about this because it makes me fall into a butter-fueled spiral if i think about it for too long

[silver-flame-alchemist]

I grew up on the East Coast, and moved to the West as an adult. The first time I pulled butter out of the fridge, over here, I outlout went “this is the wrong shape”.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[mapsontheweb]

The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States

[largedad]

[impossiblepackage]

I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is so hard to explain to people that no, they have not ever seen the night sky. It is so hard to explain to people that what they think is a proper night sky is fucking pathetic. A disgrace.

People talk about how you can’t see stars in the city and yeah, that’s true, but their concept of “seeing stars” is being able to make out orion’s belt.

So, so few people have see the sky in all its glory and it’s not sad. It’s a fucking crime. Seeing a perfectly dark night, no clouds, not a hint of light pollution? That’s a fucking religious experience.

The sky the vast vast majority of us grew up with is not the sky that inspired us to look up. It is not the sky that inspired constellations. You can’t even see most constellations.

Your ancestors looked at the night sky and said “surely, that is where the gods must live.” And you might be lucky if you can see hardly more than a handful of stars.

The sky is full, fucking FULL, of stars, and you’ve never seen them.

[anarchistmemedistro]

light pollution is also actively harmful to many species of birds, mammals, and insects

[neil-gaiman]

I took these photos on the Isle of Skye, in a place with no light pollution. Skies can look like this.

[jollysunflora]

#this is both beautiful and depressing

[lunar-years]

Did you go to, OR are you currently interested in going to whenever the time comes, your ten year high school reunion? (Put in the tags the year you graduated/will graduate if you want.)

Yes

No

School reunions aren’t a thing where I went to school

Nuance/I’m Bald

Voting ended onJan 10, 2025

[jockoppressor]

Read the instructions and then spin the wheel. How does the decade you land in affect your life?

My life is radically impacted: little chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is largely impacted; some chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is modestly impacted; 50/50 chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is lightly impacted; decent chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is barely impacted; good chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is not impacted at all; almost certain of having an equivalent QOL

My life is improved; almost certain of exceeding my present QOL

Nuance/I’m bald

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Voting ended onJan 11, 2025

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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my dealer rolled a normal blunt and an evil blunt and tried to do some princess bride shit with me but what he didnt know is i get scared no matter what strain i smoke

[thenordroom]

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