PolyPyrite

Finn, he/him. who knows for sexuality lmao getting by ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[polypyrite]

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Made this to make myself and others happy.

Therefore, its a direct representation of my feelings!

Thanks, for those who know...

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[ghettoyout]

I love a conversation where both people are just as curious abt each other

[always-finish-inside2]

this or nothing

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[warcrimesimulator]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[teletraan-exe]

the planet saturn is evil in a sexy way and the planet venus is sexy in an evil way and pluto is a perfect misunderstood thing that never did anything wrong ever

[dogpuppy]

[zora-gate]

"Eragon missed talking with Murtagh and looked forward to discussing all that had happened, once he returned."

Eragon never got a chance to speak with Murtagh fully, after the battle of Farthen Dur, so their last conversation was a brief talk in the end of book one

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[ozempicofficial]

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode