PolyPyrite

Finn, he/him. who knows for sexuality lmao getting by ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[polypyrite]

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Made this to make myself and others happy.

Therefore, its a direct representation of my feelings!

Thanks, for those who know...

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[polypyrite]

@relax-max

[lesbianbettyboop]

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

[lesbianbettyboop]

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[razerbackbitch]

[polypyrite]

@relax-max new method dropped

[razerbackbitch]

[polypyrite]

@relax-max new method dropped

[redfagdiver]

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

[officialpenisenvy]

someone just reblogged a post of mine and tagged it as "19740th post" or something so i looked at their blog and they tag every single thing they post or reblog with the number of that post within their blog. wow

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[teletraan-exe]

every time someone realizes who this Dalek Sec guy is I've been obsessed with since age 15, and reacts in abject horror, a beautiful glorious angel gets its wings. the angel is me. I have a lot of wings.

[spitefag]

What happens when they react with sexual attraction?

[teletraan-exe]

they get to join our polycule

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[cressidascowper]

SANDRA HÜLLER as EVA STRATT Project Hail Mary (2026)

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

[halethleia]

the more i think about the fox cardigan in project hail mary the more obsessed i get. like, it's a vintage knitting pattern that can only be handmade and they even modified the original wolf design into foxes for the film. and then ALSO the crochet earth ball and beanbags.....

so now my question is: was the cardigan a gift from someone who correctly identified him as the exact type of man who would own a fox cardigan or did ryland grace knit that sweater himself

does he knit. does he crochet. is that how he relaxes after dealing with middle schoolers all day. i need answers