[pliablehead]

forget the western astrological zodiac,

what’s your birth-sign personality based on which BDG videos came out at that point in the year

March 21 - April 19: give up on your dreams of becoming a baker, The Perfect PokéRap, it’s time to get good at darts, PEPCORN: a cooking video, Hey what’s up with all of these eye hand bosses? April 20 - May 20: how to make jorts, Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?, building your online brand May 21 - June 21: shingle jingle (cusp), RIDLEY IS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!, No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler, How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game), Let Keanu Reeves start a riot, How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics, I built the perfect gamer space June 22 - July 22: walking on the west highland way, alone in my apartment, the most annoying octopath traveler, We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day July 23 - August 22: best comeback ever, the premiere of Dances Moving, I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness August 23 - September 22: siblings, Poor York Ma can’t control York Pa at all, new shoes, Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula September 23 - October 23: the finale of Dances Moving, my autobiography, Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes, my hidden talent (Animal Crossing voice) October 24 - November 22: rejected old bay jingle, I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don’t have to, Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots, I fixed Fallout’s music by creating a totally new genre, Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form November 23 - December 21: this video got me a job, I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster, Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations, How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters, I used The Sims to perfect my apartment December 22 - January 19: don’t read the comments 2018, Scientifically calculating the game of the year, Waluigi Unraveled, “hat I will wear every day for the rest of my life” January 20 - February 18: Every Sonic game is blasphemous, Understanding Kingdom Hearts February 19 - March 20: I’ve been cyber-bullied again, buy my bed, the 19 ways you can say “ha ha, what”, Bowser’s military hierarchy, Kirby Unraveled, When can Mario retire?

[knife-pervert-deactivated202006]

anyway this is a video of Jenna destroying a gingerbread house with her raw power

related: i now have The Vapors and i need to lie down for 200 years

[a-flickering-soul]

I know Jenna Stoeber has it out for me because if she really cared about my wellbeing she wouldn’t have made her Twitter profile pic that

[gillandgilbertquotes]

callout post for jenna: she could beat me up and I would say thank you

[bonnissance]

its 2020 for the love of fu*k can we retire the term ‘problematic’  

[bonnissance]

while i’m at it! shipping isn’t activism, negativity isn’t critical thinking, and can we stop pretending that yelling at content creators and other fans on twitter is anything more than a maladaptive coping mechanism manifesting as egotistical projections of public persona 

[pygmypouters]

nеrdе…..

[pygmypouters]

britney crying yeah .gif

[chaoticwhiteboys]

there's something really hot about only being able to see half of pat's face, just his lips and jawline. reminds me of another photo he took of himself where he's in the dressing room trying out that denim jacket outfit

I become physically weak when I think about the man's jawline.

His mouth/chin/jaw/beard/mustache all combine to make like the handsomest man alive. Pat has weird, haunted, tired-looking eyes, which are beautiful, but are less classically handsome than the lower part of his face. It works for him so much.

[aesthetic-cereal]

pat in a suit. that’s it. send tweet.

[stormphoenix]

[aesthetic-cereal]

he is simply so very handsome

[aesthetic-cereal]

patrick is the only cis man i trust

[chaoticwhiteboys]

PATRICK

[latenightbotanist]

Pat: is streaming

Me: oh neat imma have this on in the background while i do stuff, just listen to his good good voice and-

[polyside]

[briandavidgilberts]

[jetlaggingbehind]

The level of chaos this man exudes

[gillgilberts]

🎶 This is a segment called 🎶: Goblin NPR

[Image description: 3 gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert on Gill and Gilbert. Pat is pale with chin length dark hair and is wearing a blue button up and glasses, and Brian is also pale with short tawny hair and is wearing a light pink striped button up shirt. In all three gifs Pat is playfully stabbing Brian, pretending to a goblin npr presenter, while Brian laughs. /endid]

[straydogatnight]

officially licensed gamer gear?????

[chaoticwhiteboys]

Pat give me the gamer gear! Give it to me! Take my money Patrick!

[polyside]

Patrick let me give you money so you can get your own gamer chair.

[chaoticwhiteboys]

I said in chat that I would PayPal him the money for a gamer chair and he said he doesn't have room. Um, excuse me, sir? Simply make room.

[polyside]

I’m pretty sure he has room for a smaller gamer chair. Maybe not the monster Brian bought but like. A nice chair! He has room! Pat you have room let us buy you a chair!

[straydogatnight]

officially licensed gamer gear?????

[chaoticwhiteboys]

Pat give me the gamer gear! Give it to me! Take my money Patrick!

[polyside]

Patrick let me give you money so you can get your own gamer chair.

[rhythm-of-sunset]

fellas is it gay to help a guy moderate forums, let him sit on your lap, tell him how nice it is to hear from him and hug him so hard he can’t breathe whenever you see him? asking for a friend.

[rel-ish]

brian every time there's a new unraveled in a few days: i have once again disappointed you all and tested my limits as a human being, seeing just how close i can get to death, then spit in god's face and discovered i am stronger than any of you pathetic mortals. subscribe to polygon