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have you considered the humble tetrahedron?

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there is a category of things which includes The Stanley Parable, The Backrooms, and House of Leaves. Whatever that is, it is my favorite thing in the whole world.

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i swear YouTubers are contractually obligated to say "grab a snack and drink" if they make a video over 20 minutes.

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god gives her hurtiest shoulders to her side-iest sleepers

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perhaps this has been said, but a lot of grief could be spared if YouTube comments had a little signifier telling you how much of the video that commenter watched before writing.

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when a company declares bankruptcy, or otherwise "goes under," they should be required to relinquish all their intellectual property rights to the public domain.

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watching The Backrooms (2026) will fuck up how you perceive the built environment. I'm in a lively mall and all i can envision is how it would look empty and mono-yellow

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the 21st century tragedy of having all the life sucked out of an intense movie scene because you've already heard the accompanying music a hundred times as a tiktok trend.

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release pigs into a public area numbered 1 through 5. everyone will have seen the meme and expect one to be missing, but nope. 5 whole pigs.

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if i was head of marketing at LG circa 2012, when appealing to the queer demographic was seen as popular and profitable, I would have run an ad campaign about "you can't spell LGBT without LG"

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bread and circuses? sorry kid, best we can do is a bit of crust and a clown.

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It has been over two decades, but I am still haunted by the memory of a classmate in 2008 who, upon realizing their laptop was frozen, said with utmost confidence "i am going to do a hard reset," flipped it over, and peeled the battery straight out the back.

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i am willing to bet that in a few years Apple will remove the charging port too.

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i am hoping that Spider-Verse 3 will feature Peter Piper, the guy who famously picked a peck of pickled peppers.

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about to catch back up with One Piece and there had BETTER NOT be any slander against my boy Usopp in the new chapters.

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i don't get it. how come 6 sheets of 1-ply don't feel like 2 sheets of 3-ply?

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"i get that you all are trying to plan a backup event in the timeslot of the event that was just canceled, but unfortunately i am too busy whooping and hollering and clapping with glee at the original cancelation, so i am afraid i cannot attend."

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go back in time with the sole purpose of writing and releasing the entire pokemon soundtrack 10 years before it is released on soundcloud to 0 followers and then come back to the present day and sue the pants off nintendo for copyright infringement.

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as a direct result, the Temporal Intellectual Property Enforcement Agency (TIPEA) is created, whose stated purpose is to go back in time and arrest people "under suspicion of predated copyright infringement" which means "this work was copyrighted in the future by someone else, and now you're going to jail for it" which hands even more power to nintendo, and i end up serving 3 life sentences.