[tastefullyoffensive]

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

[em-pocket]

[gdemontreuil]

ALYSSA + JAMES

THE END OF THE F***ING WORLD

[just-shower-thoughts]

December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[bigspender]

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

[capacity]

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

[itsagifnotagif]

This has made my night the whole family together look smug

[thisbittersweetheart]

Even the smallest things you do are adorable as fuck

11:07PM (via thisbittersweetheart)

[thisbittersweetheart]

He doesn’t notice but I fall in love with him a little more when he laughs

(via thisbittersweetheart)

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[amxricangirlfrixnd-deactivated2]

[thedeeepquotes]

[98tilinfiniti]

i’ve watched this a gazillion times the past several days pls help

[thatjamaicanbvtch-deactivated20]

They synchronized asf 👏👏👏

[cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv]

yAAAAAS THEY DID THAT

[sunshinelixies]

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

[killerchickadee]

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

[perpdurp-deactivated20200922]

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

[wizardshark]

Some of these are sooooo creative???

[adora-korra]

im fucking ded fre shavacado gets me every time

[5starbando]

[charmasu]

self care: deleting people you don’t fuck with anymore off all social media