[dutchstore]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

perfect new meme template just dropped

[dragon-in-a-fez]

example usage

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait I'm not done

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[luomoyuanyu]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[mapofyourstars]

grace meets rocky, barely; and in less than ten pages, he’s already calling him, “my boy rocky”. they were never gonna be normal about each other.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[ace-trainer-alice]

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

[thedeliaishere]

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

[cronks-art]

Från floden til havet

[knightobreath]

its okay green fnaf isnt real

[heirtocragflame]

A bee girl would probably say “in my bumble opinion”

[eightofpents]

[kianamaiart]

[alfalfas-deactivated20150420]

[nonsalty]

say what you will about the digital age but something about having tangible posts and archives online hits different when you realize we can also use it to view lifelong development and progress as a whole.

[charlesoberonn]

"Be careful, there're mimics in this dungeon. They can take on the shape of any object!"

"Wait, they can do that? I thought they just look like chests."

"No, they can grow into all sorts of shapes."

"Do they maintain that shape after they die?"

"Yes. Why are you asking?"

"I just had an idea for a new business venture."

[charlesoberonn]

[jaffacake6]

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

[undeadentropy]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[fishpondfish]

[ID: a photo of an albino oscar, a white fish with orange spots. the caption reads: "This albino oscar is very cute as a juvenile in the pet store but can one day grow to the length of a foot-long hotdog." /end ID]

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.