[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[lynati]

How does this post always know??

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[black-culture]

[angelswithlightsabers]

The way I heard it, it’s because he got run over by a bulldozer while protesting...

[autijacen]

Well, yes and no.

He got hit by a bulldozer, but his immediate reaction was essentially "Okay screw this I'm staying here forever now."

[bee-whistler]

I love this on so many levels.

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[elenorasweet]

Bookstore staff for 9 years, and boy, this is eerily accurate, I can barely stand to look at it!

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[pyreo]

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

[pyreo]

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

remember when pixar was like… this

[kneelift]

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[catsbeaversandducks]

When life gives you too many frogs…

Photos by Mochi

[silvery-goblin-deactivated20200]

[i-homosexualcryptid-i]

Never too many frogs

[jlassijlali]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktokarchive]

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

@rosswoodpark this is how I bother all of my cats

[rosswoodpark]

this is the only way to bother a cat!

[logisticbumm]

@starrtoon

[silvahhauntah]

Ive watched this like five times i cant stop

[yuckyrat-deactivated20200413]

ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫

♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 

[thekinglunar]

Looked GOo0OD

Looked BbbB@AAaDD

[monarchofficial]

A critical hit!

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

FUCKING RELEVANT

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[sift]

[transpeterafterdark]