[sceptixfakemon]

the parade

prints here!!!

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[anarchist-art]

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[poppunkshitandmemes]

Seriously, you're a genuinely gorgeous person. Sending all the hugs

Thank youuuuu

(this is btw my happy face)

[poppunkshitandmemes]

You're genuinely fucking beautiful in all senses of the world.

Noooooooo

Don't give me compliments, I'm the worst at accepting them

[catchymemes]

[o1-e5e]

Gengar (ゲンガー) - The Shadow Pokémon

[fuckedelf]

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[catchymemes]