the Porcelain myths

the children of butterflies have this in common: we disco through the transformation, and dance dance the revolution

[vintageeveryday]

Stunning portraits of Marie of Romania in the early 20th century. See more here…

[enchantedbook]

Grant E. Hamilton, 1895

[dailyhiddles]

Steve: *does anything*

Loki: 

[simpingfilipinx]

You don't understand, I'm ✨ obsessed ✨ with the japanese marketing for RE8

[jervae]

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[usedpimpa]

[fuckyeahbats]

BEHOLD

[prokopetz]

[kathleenbrook]

What the actual fuck did I just watch? I feel like my brain has gone through a blender…

[prokopetz]

The turboencabulator (or, occasionally, retroencabulator) is an engineering meme that’s been circulating since at least 1944. This particular incarnation is a prank promotional video produced by Rockwell Automation in 1997. You can read about its history in the relevant Wikipedia article.

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love learning about memes from communities i’m not in.

[therustyskull]

This has circulated around in my mechanic groups as well as my old Coast Guard Radioman groups. Radiomen were shadowy people aboard ship since only people with clearance and need-to-know were allowed in the radio room, thus we were the ‘secret squirrels’ aboard ship. My favorite thing to confuse people with (thanks to one of my shipmates elsewhere) was: “The radio room inquisitional mind controlling thought inducer with mulit-vortex and diversity capabilities and quadricating fordulocks”

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[creed-of-corruption]

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

[martianbees]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[marsapartment]

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

[saintofpride201]

Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*

Bane:

[galuby]

“be careful with my trees”

“I

KNOOOW”

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[aquabrie]

Awesome

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

W o w that was amazing!

[spooky-scary-virgil]

iconic

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[pascalcampion]

Wasting time.

Aka. I just wanted to draw kitty cat.

#pascalcampion

[copperbadge]

SWAGNETO. 

SWAGNETO.

[Magneto 11, 2014]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I would literally die for JiaHao

[starwarsgraphictee]

how is he perched like thatttttt

[perestroika-hilton]

This is a gwen Stefani senior junior stan account

[everythingfox]

Peacock taking off in slowmo

(via)

[thezenzone]

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

sopranos episode 1