Revolt

Apes together strong - 1999 do the math (he/him)

[vfeioa]

[milquetoaast]

source

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[tatzelwurming]

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[viily]

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

[viily]

like i am constantly referencing this thang

[encephalodyspareunia]

some other gems from fisk bot

and my personal all-time favourite:

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[redstonedust]

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

[flyin-shark]

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[arcadebroke]

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[porer]

a drawing i did of the goblin in ms paint