Chapparal Biome My Beloved

She/Her, I use dude as a gender neutral term!

[illustlee]

new crackship just dropped

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[sztupy]

[nadoripeter]

Ez megoldódott.

[lhoandbehold]

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Jokerfication? No, not for me. The injustice of the world has actually riddlerfied me. I want to play fun little games and make bad puns

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Also I think I'm much smarter than I am

[porkbeverage]

@ch-a-y

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[porkbeverage]

Do people not realize that Mala Tribe is based on Viking-era Germanic Europe? It’s not brought up on the wiki, and I’ve never once seen someone in the fandom talk about it. I’ve even seen a few people act like Mala doesn’t have a canon ethnicity.

[porkbeverage]

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[friccahacked]

Beautiful trans girl vs patron saint of workaholism

[porkbeverage]

A Dragon’s Valley art dump this time

[porkbeverage]

I’ve had fully colored art of Capsaicin Cookie making out with the chocolate blob thing from the Candy Land movie sitting in procreate for almost a year now, and I could post it at any moment

[porkbeverage]

Pom pom dough cookie is the most saddest cookie ever in the beast yeast final episodes. But my headcanon her as a wheelchair user. Coz her dough is bitter and weak.

I’ll be real, I haven’t actually got to the dough’s part of the story yet, but I have read all of their other dialogue.

And…. Yeah. Pom-Pom Dough’s whole situation is especially sad. At least the other two are adults. But she’s just a little kid. She doesn’t know what’s going on. She doesn’t know why she’s being forced into these situations that only seem to hurt her. Not to mention her implied chronic pain(though this seems to diminish through level up)

And her being a wheelchair user makes sense, her description even specifies her having weak dough, and I’ve heard of people using wheelchairs for chronic pain too.

[kirimisosoup]

design doodles - land dwelling selkie and tiny seagull harpy

[alleesaur]

felt like doodling them some more

[gin-juice-tonic]

Just a reminder that having boundaries about not wanting to see or engage with certain sexual or triggering content online is a good thing, and if someone is trying to pressure or push you into engaging with it - whether that be by implying you're a bad person, making fun of you, or making you out to be "uncool" if you don't - that is a red flag that should be taken very seriously.

The type of person who would try to shame someone for keeping themselves safe is probably not very safe.